September 24, 2002

i remember we were at boston pizza when nin-glendo and yoplait were making fun of me because i read the same webcomic as some nerdy guy in their class.. u know.. penny arcade.. well you know me, im the lover of text and reading.. so sue me.. this is an excerpt from a rant about PC peeps makin fun of console gamers all because starcraft: ghost is only available on consoles..

I am completely astonished by the stupid crap I've had to tolerate regarding this Ghost thing. As often as not, it's a clumsy segue into some screed about consoles or PCs which I'm sure sounded very smart when you wrote it. It is the sterling, unerring quality of this discourse that has inspired today's comic, in fact. I have neither the time nor the energy to disabuse you these notions, which have apparently dismantled the whole of your mental apparatus. If you've been avoiding consoles because you see them as childish, while you yourself are a man of erudition who only deigns to use a machine befitting your elevated intellect, there is no way for me to describe to you how far off-base you are. You can't even see the base from there. You're looking around, but you can't find it. Where's the base?

No online play on consoles? No innovation? Those aren't simply false, they're criminally negligent. They do not even resemble reality. Don't send us anymore hatemail about this garbage, as it has the opposite of your intended effect. It is a sweet odour to us, like an offering. We forward them to each other and laugh at you, we trade your worst moments in joy and exultation. So, keep shaking that tiny fist! From here, it looks like a puppet show.


funny? no? well fuck off then..

"i am a wood elf"
-morrowind's slazer-

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