im in desperate need of a shave... as much as BM's in desperate need of a post..

"i dont want any pornos.."
-russ on the phone with ron-

haha.. this is mark when he plays halo..


"yeah!!!!!"
-Team Canada-

hi.. cant talk long.. playing Tapout with al and mark.. go to hell... the 9th hell.. (i read that site.. weird stuff dan.. ur devily)


"the infinite darkness is watching you."
-nWo's vincent-

ok.. i made that little listbox of all of us to show pics and stats.. all pics and all stats are easily changable.. i just needed some examples to test my code.. so yeah.. anyone wanna make cool profile pics of us? do it graphic peeps.. do it.. and if i got your birthdays wrong or height or whatever.. tell me N i'll change it.. ok.. thats enough from me.. i gotta do some school workies for real.. so get lost.

"i loooove fobs.."
-mark chua-

"i loooove quoting limp bizkit.."
-danny gonza-

shit, i got this song stuck in my brain and it wont quit.. stupid mall music.. get out! out!

"what about, what about.."
-wes' brain playlist: brandy song on repeat-

im a(n):

orc: Gorhâk the Sleazy
hobbit: Bilbo Whitfoot from Nobottle
elf: Imuialion
dwarf: Náin Crashingslayer
Red Book of Westmarch: Six-toothed Black Númenorean

weird eh? my hobbit name is bilbo..

what the hell??!! i cant believe you passed me yo-yo!! now thats a true killer indeed.. like Chow Yun P.H.A.T.

deej and his hump count.. that is truly aweslam.. very sexy indeed.. i know from experience, if you know what i mean..

kuya mania's post review.. funnier than saturday's movie.. Mel Shamrock Le May Doan doing killer cross overs on street pandas.. can't go wrong with that..


nike, eh?

its nice outside.. its monday morning.. i gotta write an exam today.. Smallville's on the tele tonight.. oh, N i lost my right contact.. i forgot to confirm its placement on the iris.. saddening.. oh well.. it was time to change it anyway.. k, screw you..

"."
-dead guy-

deej posted.. which can only mean.. some people were asking him to post.. or that he's sick too.. have you noticed out of all usual posters on the mindz [me, wes, mark, nel] as of late has been fairly sick?.. and the others [deej & russ] are not?.. just an observation.. hey look, i've obtained a new rank..



true story.. did a "plus" trick to do it.. still have no idea if it's illegal or not..

"i can't believe i shook his hand.. hahahaha *does a rock-n-roll slide*"
-chronnie

im a fan of typing my deal in notepad.. then pasting it into my Blog This! window.. its better than logging in to blogger and doin whatever.. just drag and drop this link into the Links: part of your browser..

this thing.. drag and drop.. easy as pie.

ok.. thats enough from slazer.

"drag and drop.. easy as pie."
-Cybernetic Obedient Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Accurate Learning-

my only advice to you mark is to do the following before you post:
•highlight your post (click and drag)
•copy it (ctrl + c)
•press post before post & publish
if it doesn't show up.. then you can paste (ctrl + v) it and try again.. hope to be of service.. if not.. eff you!

"helping out the brokun-mindz"
-yo helper

since ufc and cyborgs be the game.. allow me to introduce the lord of the rings name game courtesy of colin of Ravenloft's Ramblings .. it's pretty sweetaculous.. it spits out your Orc Name.. Hobbit Name.. Elf Name.. Dwarven Name.. and What were you on middle earth?

to play the lotr name game click here
post all your different names and hopefully mark's won't be as homosensualexual..

M.A.R.K.: Maniacal Android Raping Klingon
yes, this took me most of my morning to come up with this deliciousness.. soo be it

i once got a valentines card, and it read, "i choo choo choose you".. it was from ralph.. wtf hey?.. valentines day is for suckas anyway, so don't worry mark.. consider this.. v-day is once a year while hookers are forever-ever-ever *add echo for dramatic effect*.. hmm.. mmm hmm.. do you guys know anyone who had a hooker?.. and if they did.. did they like it?.. did they get any std's?.. did they pay lots?.. do you know anyone who ever won a private show?.. or paid for one?.. hookers and strippers for a belated valentines day.. youpiee <--is that how the french kids say it?.. ever listen to those french follow along tape books during french class?.. soo weird..

wow, it's been a while since i posted.. a lot of things to accomplish, that surprisingly didn't take no effort what-so-ever.. quark xpress is now finished with my brochure out of the way.. finished it in 3 days.. scored a 91% [40/44] on my flash test.. like whoa.. only studied for 20 mins the night before.. starting my flash assignment.. i have to do a company flash intro.. someone give me ideas.. i need a company that already has a website to work with.. seriously though.. don't bullshit on this one, cuz i have a presentation for it on monday.. much appreciation in advance..

on another note.. deej, when did they start serving wine during mass??.. seriously, it's a trip.. too intimidated to try it though.. hey wes, let's go to church with deej again.. and take a sip dude..

"thou hast fallen to your demise ranger! by the blade of Gromrat!.. mark one more.. for the good guy!"
-Gromrat the Blood-Axe (orc johann)

holy smokes mark.. that is gay.. whats with that? i thought mine was..
S.L.A.Z.E.R.: Synthetic Lifeform Assembled for Zealous Exploration and Repair
but my bot does repairs.. so that means he's rugged.. and heterosexual..
but im glad to see nels and coast posting.. you guys combined equals the Wildman Mark Mero..



you get to kill... the entire WORLD!! ahahahahahaha!!! anyways yeah.. so far we've smoked 81 countries.. im in 4178th place.. and the world is 1.43407% killed.. astounding!!
hey nels.. R those pics from your TV-PC conneck? sweet if it is.. you can now be a porn distributer to the world.. the ultimate porning champion..
k, lay off already..

"YEAHH!!"
-cyborg gold medalist S.L.A.Z.E.R.-

Biomechanical Replicant Optimized for Killing and Ultimate Nullification

thats what Brokun stands for..

find out what you stand for here..

Happy Valentine's Day, boys!


what the hell is that supposed to mean?

k, enough.. i must commence the learning.. someone else post here.. geeez..

"sock mike hock hugh pea subbed heard eesh it"
-mad gabs card-

did you know that..



was



i didnt..

did you know that..



was



i did..

thats some pretty cool trivia eh? i think so.. leonard nimoy was galvatron.. orson welles was unicron.. david mendenhall was daniel witwicky..

mezzo was pretty cool.. fun night.. i wasnt awake to see the pizza arrive though.. weird.. my brain just shut off.. so whats goin on this FRI and SAT? maybe something cool? yeah.. im down with that plan..

ok.. hell.. go..

"YEAHHH!"
-gold medalist wesley sayas-

no tap out, no belfort/ortiz, no happy yo, equals really no happy yo.. thanks for the newsflash anyway mark.. glad to see you're a regular on the mindz now.. hmmm..

if i had to choose a secret character for ufc tapout.. it'll most likely be b.j. "the prodigy" penn.. but to my luck i'd lose by decision anyway.. or is he already created for the game?.. or would i have to create him in the "create-a-fighter" mode??.. if i did, i'd give him an iron fist.. cuz he has a strong heart man.. and i'd give him a chain tat around his left arm.. cuz he's hardcore and left handed.. don't matter, i just can't wait to test that stuff out.. whatever happened to the coastal/deej showdown markus?.. did you guys already have it decided?.. both ended up winners?.. hook up some advertisements from that one time deal.. i barely got to bask in it's glory..

sad sad world you work in mark.. what would be worse?.. seeing mr. prune face winning money with your girls of your dreams?.. or mr. prune face with a boot print "who let the dogs out?" shirt with a hottie girl with her hand on his nards?.. i'll give you the day to think about it..

the lil flash guy is named "plinko" i might put a voice for him tonight.. but as for "what do i do?.". i don't know wes, you tell me..
how are you goin to research the correct questions to ask that'll correspond to each individual?.. or are you doin this on your own so that if you choose "children" for what type of girl you dig?.. it'll automatically be me?.. need someone to make the individual turn-out graphics?.. i'm down.. it's not like i have that thing either.. school.. okay, i do.. dang.. but i'm still down for doing it..

where's russ?
where's deej?
where's nelson?
where's glenn to accept the invitation to the mindz??..


i was looking into dennis miller.. but eff that.. it's all about the new school baby!
jimmy fallon and tina fey is weekend update..

"the best there is, there best there was, the best there ever will be!"
^
-sharpshooter, raskalz feat. bret "the hit-man" hart

i swear, i thought the pic was broken or something.. wicks yoyo.. totally gangsta man.. a little macromedia flash in this.. thats exactly what i look like whenever im posting.. so what kinda copyright do u got on that? lets say your watching Dexter's Laboratory and all of a sudden you see a hyper fresh talkin blue animal in a fisherman hat.. what do you do? what do you do?

well i've decided to create a VBscript (cuz thats the only one plausible at the moment) project of Which TWC/Playground member are you?.. yep.. but i gotta find time in my hectic schedule of AA, brokun-mindz, reallifecomics, sinfest, and prime time television.. oh yeah and thing, too.. school..

last night i was at UofW i was hacking and i was practicing my right foot inner side stall.. still needs some work..

i heard UFC tapout sucks.. you just pick a player, pick the opponent, pick the ref, press start and boom.. you watch simulated fights.. and its always the same winner.. even if its couture vs rizzo, the winner's ortiz.. it sucks mark.. i know.. time machine, man.. time machine..

its friday tomorrow.. wants on tap? hmmm.. wonder what is? oh wait.. look.. i got a note from homeboy nickson..



ok.. fun off..


wes has left the building

dang, your fish is really dead.. but if it died why did you take off your socks?.. maybe cuz it was you who stepped on it!!.. oh wait.. you did.. hmm.. maybe you should put a cover on your aquarium?.. cuz that sucker dude is bad news.. bad news bears.. or do they need air?.. cuz if they do.. that one fish got hella air time.. i wonder what he was thinking? i wonder if it was suicide?.. hmm.. something to ponder..

wow mark.. nice game of "spot the combo".. couldn't hurt to play a game of, "are there hotties at the casino?.. cuz hotties rule" game.. unless there are never any.. are your fingers conditioned from snapping money?.. are you goin to see robyn naked again?.. are we goin to be allowed to play ufc tapout anytime soon??..

oh yeah, i got the date on my reciept fixed.. "crazy" the receptionist did it too.. i soo was making sure she signed the school's copy too.. i expected a gap where my copy should have been.. but it was there.. haha.. then i said, "thanks "crazy"" and she said "fuck off, i almost got your money" and i high fived her.. at least i know my money is under the power of evil.. instead of evil hands.. yeyeah!

"champ.. my name is champ.. and yes, i soo champed you on dinner yo, mark, glenn, ronnie.. i am champ.. champ!.. and don't you forget iiit.."
-champ

the mystery!! it has been solved.. my fish is.. dead. dundunDUN!! yeah.. he jumped out of the tank or got voted off by one of the other fish or something.. man thats corny.. that voted off thing.. anyway, it was kinda creepy cuz i got home to check my fish in case he reappeared like Lex Luthor assailants but he wasnt in there.. he was on the floor.. somebody stepped on it too.. nasty.. so i took off my socks, scooped him up with some royale double-ply and saluted him while he made his travel into the white heaven of porcelin where he will soon be greeted by mass amounts of urine and feces and barf (courtesy of russto)..

so yeah.. thats the news and im stickin to it.. awww man colin quinn rules..



so yeah.. whats goin on today? im probably gonna be at the UofW tonight tearin it up with all hotties.. k, im goin now.. see ya when i break myself from this barrage of hotties.. false enough.

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"
-Schecky Moskowitz aka Babes Ahoy-

what?? clark!! what are you doing??! i cant believe you didnt go for Lana.. she was crazy going for you! oh well.. maybe when her and whitney break up.. you can get her with full nobility..

so yeah.. in case you dont know.. smallville's Supe coulda got the girl of his dreams.. but he didnt cuz he's such a nice guy.. and on top of that, he's pretty darn huge..

ok.. so lets see, kidflare's page is back so thats cool.. yoplait has adopted the elipses marks minus one dot cuz he's joinin true gangsta.. and supposedly mark's getting UFC Tapout tomorrow.. and Parappa the Rapper.

oh shit!! guess what?! one of my fish are missing.. no lies man.. serious.. i spent like 7 minutes eyeing my tank to see where it went but its not there.. better check the floor and stuff eh? maybe it was tossed out of the tank like dan's fish.. but i swear it crazy jazzed me out.. no dead body anywhere.. hmmm.. this looks like a job for Hoodman.. no.. shut the hell up.

"never judge a book by its cover"
-mark chua to danny gonza-

updates a many:
glennerations disapearance from asianavenue
someone knew glenn's password and deleted his account.. cuz you know...that person is cool.. aka coward.. pretty lame attempt.. cuz it only lasted what?.. 2 days?.. i got it back for him.. if you want to see the page he used while kidflare was in hiatus.. it's "circuitz" on aa.. has some old guy he named "business + pleasure" or something raz-ma-taz like that..
weekend
bunk as funk.. if i was a slut.. i got no action at all.. even from myself.. as you can see from my saturday post.. i was in fact at school.. working on a quark xpress assignment that i'm still working on as we speak.. fyi, it's due today.. i also worked sat-sun at 6am.. ugh.. ah well.. i'm rich.. no i'm not.. i'm under 3 grand and now wondering if i lost $2630?
tuition
paid for tuition on friday, crazy gross.. cuz i pay monthly installments in cash.. $1315 to be exact.. it was my turn to treat my bro for a free tuition month.. sweet am i? naw.. cuz he paid last month.. so that's $2630 alltogether.. anywhore, i noticed when i got home that i had no date on my reciept.. kinda fishy knowing that the person before and after got dates on their reciepts.. and they paid by cheaque.. sweet mutha.. she better not be shooting up off my shit.. i nicknamed her "crazy".. when i was in school on saturday.. i asked the other secretary about it.. she tripped up like, "omg, that wasn't me was it?" i said no, and almost responded, "obviously, if it was you.. you'd already have a punch in the face!".. but i didn't.. but i know i can say that to her.. cuz she's an ex-student of the school and she's cool.. just has a goofy laugh.. like cameron diaz.. minus the glam.. she told me that i can get it taken care of on monday.. so i'm off to do that soon..
ever notice my three periods?...i think i should start to use two instead like wes and deej.. see what i mean?.. it looks cleaner.. so props for creating dot dot space instead of dot cubed.. props for me for biting it.. it just needs a lil getting used to and shtuff.. shtuff is good.. but whores are better.. but you know what's better?
quizno's
plug of the day boys.. let's go there some day and satisfy our sexual hunger with a nice helping of baked subs.. serious.. ish good..

"don't tell "crazy" that i need that date on my reciept fixed"
-me talking to another secretary on a saturday afternoon

im sicker than brain damage.. dan was leavin my house yesterday after posting an inconciderate update.. or should i say, inconceivable update.. no, inconsiderate.. anyway.. he was leaving and i was all, "what the? that heater's on full blast!!" so i turn it down and now i wake up sicker than Caine Madness.. sucker MC.. so yeah.. just chillin at school watching the superbowl ads.. i recommend the Budweiser How Ya Doin? Ad.. fun stuff.. this weekend was pretty bunk eh? nothin done.. cept friday.. weird.. this weekend were clubber langin it eh? swedish.. should be fun.. ok.. i seriously need to do some work at school.. get out of my house.

"look at me! my eyebrows never move!"
-david duchovny-

i'm at school...yeah, do you have your gun?...shoot my ass...hurry...what are you waiting for?...what the fug?...okay, i was kidding...don't shoot me...but i'm at school...BROKUN MINDZ!!!

"i'm goin to school...yes, it's a saturday"
-me

you know what my absolute favorite thing in the world is?



yes it is.. as for dan.. he says he's in a creative slump to post.. whatever.. nelson's on here now.. a new team members.. but he hasnt tested the waters yet.. nels, if your reading this, do this man.. moshee motion i can see is intertia-ing on his page.. thats a weird site man.. crazy jazzed me out and i closed the window before i could browse because it was reminiscent of gay porn.. and nobody likes that.. so i never got to see who this hot girl is.. ok.. so i didnt do so well on marks quiz.. no prob.. they were curveball questions.. as for your broken heart mark.. buck up.. keep trying to implement the plan.. the plan must be excecuted.. ok.. its friday.. whats on tap for tonight.. i was at The Bay yesterday and i saw this cool cheap looking pitcher and the first thing that came to mind was filling it with beer.. cold beer.. and we'd drink from a glass.. that would be fun.. juss chillin at whosever's house and pour to our liver's content.. ok, man.. gotta quit browsing.. hafta ford focus.. k, screw y'all..

oh yeah.. forgot to mention.. i got a reply from the nexinator..

interesting...

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist."
-goldust-