February 28, 2002
February 25, 2002
February 22, 2002
well this post was supposed to be up early this morning so the school kids could read something while in class but i got home late from coastals house......good lord my thumbs hurt,...well i guess that's what i get for playing ufc:tapout for 5 straight hours hahaha...
thanks to coastal and ronimal for the usage of their xbox and for the ass kicking i induced at the hands of tito ortiz and ken shamrock (characters who i nominate to be banned from being used haha)
hmm....maybe if i trained with this dude i'd be able to beat ortiz and shamrock:
every now and then, i see something so shocking, so revulting, i just can't undertand why anybody would do such a thing. this is one of those times... when i first saw this i thought it was pretty funny. ha ha. good laugh, a chimp doing kung fu. cute. but then i realized the sinister implications behind this...
by teaching this monkey (yeah i know chimps aren't monkeys, but monkeys sound funnier) kung fu, this guy is gonna bring about the end of the human race. hasn't he seen planet of the apes? surely this can lead to no good... i can see it all now... a future were we are dominated by a superior race of martial artist monkeys.....
if it were just this one chimpanzee, it would be no problem. but now, chimps have been documented with the ability to teach each other. imagine if this one got back to its colony! also, chimps don't have jobs or careers or anything much to do except throw their feces around and eat ticks, so they can practice ALL DAY LONG!!! imagine how good they could get.
i mean, look at the chimp in the above stills taken from the video. i am by far no monkey expert, but i can tell you that that is a relatively young monkey, and already it has a black belt. do you know the amount of dedication and skill it takes to attain such a rank??...kurazy
it's also noted that chimps are, pound for pound, twice as strong as humans. plus they are more agile and have very good senses. add to that repetoire the ability to perform martial arts, and we have an unstoppable killing machine. i mean, if you were an ape would you rather sit inside a cage and be oogled at or live in the jungle and have your home chopped down, or would you rather unite and rise up against the oppresive homo sapien? the answer is clear folks, and i have to say we now have competition....
what if a monkey learned monkey-style kung fu? you already know how good the shaolin masters were, and they were only copying the monkeys. it would only seem logical that a monkey doing monkey-style kung fu would be twice as deadly.....
you might argue that we humans have guns and bombs and stuff. but you've also seen all the martial art flicks. do those things do any good against jackie chan or jet li? the answer is no my friends, and i don't see why it would be any different in this case. they could probably just karate chop a gun in half or catch a bullet with their teeth....
before it's too late, i say we stop this madness now. teach a monkey to sign language, teach it to juggle, teach it to do funny tricks, but for god's sake, don't teach a monkey martial arts. all i can see this leading to is an apocalyptic future wasteland ruled by simian overlords who will treat us like cattle....
with that said...now for the linx0rz
kill some time and some pedestrians
hotties gone bad
i love this woman
err don't ask
for the harry potter fans
why do the japanese get all the cool stuff?
more xbox nonsense
i repeat why do the japanese get all the cool stuff??
phew...what a monster of a post....
kay that should have made up for the whole week of non-posting hehe
happy now wes? :P
"you were waiting for that kick, weren't you?"
-coastal's coleman to nelly's williams
February 21, 2002
February 20, 2002
let's walk around hell.. together!!
well i've skipped some stuff.. but dante gets to visit hell for a bit.. and it's a crazy bunk place.. there's punishments for everything.. it's not like how tv usually potrays hell.. you know.. juss like it's hot and fire and devils.. if real hell is anything like the hell in dante's inferno.. we're in trouble.. serious!!.. in dante's inferno.. hell is divided into sections.. 9 circles to be exact.. each circle is for the different kinds of sinners that are in hell.. and the way ppl get punished in hell is pretty clever.. i don't wanna spoil everything for you guys.. so if you wanna check up on the adventures of Dante and Virgil go ahead.. it's a good read.. well that's all i gotta add for now.. laterz
oh yeah.. while i was looking for that picture of virgil.. i found out that the wrestler Ludvig Borga.. once entered UFC.. and he got to fight Randy Coture.. but was beaten in 57 seconds.. and back in the day i thought Ludvig Borga was such a badass cuz he beat Tatanka.. yup.. what interesting things you can find on the internet..
"i love listening to limp bizkit while i do coding.. i'm such a nerd.. keep rollin rollin rollin rollin.. whaat!!"
"i loooove fobs.."
"i loooove quoting limp bizkit.."
February 19, 2002
But that got me thinking. If I thought a non-english speaking Japanese woman was hotter than an english speaking Japanese woman, would a Japanese guy think fobs were crazy hotter? Or, would anyone think fobs were crazy hotter? Wow, that blows the mind. Guys who would prefer fobs. I always thought the ability to speak english was an advantage. But just like I thought Wes was a cool guy, I was very, very wrong.
"I don't care if he's not at Salt Lake, he's still my hero!!"
- Ken Gibson le May Doan, Mel's new little brother
"gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, jimmy.. wooooods!!!"
- announcer at video game armageddon
February 18, 2002
orc: Gorhâk the Sleazy
hobbit: Bilbo Whitfoot from Nobottle
dwarf: Náin Crashingslayer
Red Book of Westmarch: Six-toothed Black Númenorean
weird eh? my hobbit name is bilbo..
what the hell??!! i cant believe you passed me yo-yo!! now thats a true killer indeed.. like Chow Yun P.H.A.T.
deej and his hump count.. that is truly aweslam.. very sexy indeed.. i know from experience, if you know what i mean..
kuya mania's post review.. funnier than saturday's movie.. Mel Shamrock Le May Doan doing killer cross overs on street pandas.. can't go wrong with that..
its nice outside.. its monday morning.. i gotta write an exam today.. Smallville's on the tele tonight.. oh, N i lost my right contact.. i forgot to confirm its placement on the iris.. saddening.. oh well.. it was time to change it anyway.. k, screw you..
February 17, 2002
true story.. did a "plus" trick to do it.. still have no idea if it's illegal or not..
"i can't believe i shook his hand.. hahahaha *does a rock-n-roll slide*"
February 16, 2002
that's right.. watch out ladies.. WHO'S NEXT!!!
"my harddrive holds 7 megs of usb protocols"
-deej computer specialist
well as everyone knows i proved them wrong. i showed the world the meaning of being awesome!
it started in the summer of 1997 when i first started cross country skiing, it was quick and easy to learn, i became good in skiing in just 1 day. people were saying i should go to the olympics and showcase my talents. i thought about it on the way home that day from k.p. my destiny had been written that day, there was no turning back. i phoned the canadian olympic alliance when i got home. i asked them how one would try out for the team, they told me the team had already been selected. i told them i was good. they didn't seem to care much. they lady seemed to have a swedish accent. she put me on hold and the waiting music was repeated "my bum is on the swedish, swedish, swedish". finally she came back and asked me what school i went to, i said "i graduated from the school of hard knocks naman" she was all "that kind kind of attitude won't get you anywhere" i was all "stop trippin muthafuckin b-i!" she hung up on me.
the months passed and the games were right around the corner, i hadn't laced up my skates since the first time i laced em up. i decided to walk to nagano! well when i got there it was panda-monium, pandas roamed the streets. everytime i seen a panda i did a killer crossover! the 10k pursuit was juss days away and i still wasn't on the team. i located the hotel where the ski coach was staying, i asked him if i could be on the team and he said yeah. i was hyper. i was actually on the team, he gave me a sweater and toque that said canada on em. it felt very patriotic like mel gibson! at that point i changed my name to mel shamrock le may doan.
i breezed through the prelims and advanced to the final. the moment came, i wanted to medal soo good! and as you all know i won the ultimo-gold medal in the mens 10k pursuit! i was lone-star aka amazed! the ultimo-gold medal was awarded to the champion who most resembles ultimo dragon!
now it's salt lake and i'm not part of the fetivities, i'd like to be there but i was banned from the olympics for failure to attend the sports banquet. oh well it's not like any other oatmeal i've ever seen before.
"everyone is changing, there's no one left that's real
so make up your own ending, and let me know just how you feel"
"i partitioned my linux console.. so that my tower fan could accept jpeg file transfers"
- deej computer specialist
February 15, 2002
this thing.. drag and drop.. easy as pie.
ok.. thats enough from slazer.
"drag and drop.. easy as pie."
-Cybernetic Obedient Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Accurate Learning-
•highlight your post (click and drag)
•copy it (ctrl + c)
•press post before post & publish
if it doesn't show up.. then you can paste (ctrl + v) it and try again.. hope to be of service.. if not.. eff you!
"helping out the brokun-mindz"
i seem to be aflicted with the same problem marky had when he first posted (the ihitthepostbuttonbutitkeepslogginmeoutproblem) so scrap the update i was working on cuz that's all gone now.......what's wrong with you blogger??....do you hate me?....you can tell me the truth
blogger: yes nelson i hate you
me: what the hell??
blogger: i've hated you since forever
me: .....eat poo.
does this make me evil wes?
supposedly i'm ranked "zEtor" which was once "wrath of god"....umm...can someone please explain to me what the hell is a zEtor? it better not be something gay haha...
i am an orc: Púshtakh the Destroyer
i am a hobbit: Isembard Goodbody from Standelf
i am an elf: Esgaltaurion
i am an dwarf: Marin Snowlegs
According to the ancient scrolls of the
Red Book of Westmarch i was: A Tragic Dragon (?que?)
i don't know about that last one....and snowlegs...c'mon they could have gave me something cool like "hugearms" or "massivedink"
-olympic 4th place champion zEtor
to play the lotr name game click here
post all your different names and hopefully mark's won't be as homosensualexual..
M.A.R.K.: Maniacal Android Raping Klingon
yes, this took me most of my morning to come up with this deliciousness.. soo be it
i once got a valentines card, and it read, "i choo choo choose you".. it was from ralph.. wtf hey?.. valentines day is for suckas anyway, so don't worry mark.. consider this.. v-day is once a year while hookers are forever-ever-ever *add echo for dramatic effect*.. hmm.. mmm hmm.. do you guys know anyone who had a hooker?.. and if they did.. did they like it?.. did they get any std's?.. did they pay lots?.. do you know anyone who ever won a private show?.. or paid for one?.. hookers and strippers for a belated valentines day.. youpiee <--is that how the french kids say it?.. ever listen to those french follow along tape books during french class?.. soo weird..
wow, it's been a while since i posted.. a lot of things to accomplish, that surprisingly didn't take no effort what-so-ever.. quark xpress is now finished with my brochure out of the way.. finished it in 3 days.. scored a 91% [40/44] on my flash test.. like whoa.. only studied for 20 mins the night before.. starting my flash assignment.. i have to do a company flash intro.. someone give me ideas.. i need a company that already has a website to work with.. seriously though.. don't bullshit on this one, cuz i have a presentation for it on monday.. much appreciation in advance..
on another note.. deej, when did they start serving wine during mass??.. seriously, it's a trip.. too intimidated to try it though.. hey wes, let's go to church with deej again.. and take a sip dude..
"thou hast fallen to your demise ranger! by the blade of Gromrat!.. mark one more.. for the good guy!"
-Gromrat the Blood-Axe (orc johann)
S.L.A.Z.E.R.: Synthetic Lifeform Assembled for Zealous Exploration and Repair
but my bot does repairs.. so that means he's rugged.. and heterosexual..
but im glad to see nels and coast posting.. you guys combined equals the Wildman Mark Mero..
you get to kill... the entire WORLD!! ahahahahahaha!!! anyways yeah.. so far we've smoked 81 countries.. im in 4178th place.. and the world is 1.43407% killed.. astounding!!
hey nels.. R those pics from your TV-PC conneck? sweet if it is.. you can now be a porn distributer to the world.. the ultimate porning champion..
k, lay off already..
-cyborg gold medalist S.L.A.Z.E.R.-
February 14, 2002
damn right i nullify! hah
note to self, press publish button after typing....i don't want to end up like mark who's post is sitting in que still haha
so yeah this is my first post, yes i know i was invited a loooong time ago to post but never got around to it cuz i'm fucking lazy...but all that has changed muwhaha
so what to talk about first?...i know...how about something we all love:
shit yeah! so why talk about pride? cuz the card has been finalized for Bad Blood that's why. lets take a look at the card shall we:
PRIDE FC "Bad Blood"
•Tom Erikson vs "Obake" Tim Catalfo
•Wallid Ismail vs Alex Steibling
•Heath Herring vs Igor Vovchanchyn
•Daijiro Matsui vs Rodrigo Gracie
•Carlos Newton vs Jose "Pele" Landy
•Vanderlei Silva vs. Kiyoshi Tamura *PRIDE Middle Weight Title Match
•Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Enson Inoue
•Ken Shamrock vs. Don Frye
PRIDE 19 / PRIDE Fighting Championships 'Bad Blood'
DATE: February 24th, 2002
OPEN: 2:00 PM START 4:00 PM
PLACE: Saitama Super Arena (Saitama-Pref , Japan)
whatcha guys think?....looks pretty good to me, i'm not too sure who these new guys are (pele, and tim catalfo) i hope they put up a good fight
hmm...speaking of good fights (ahh yes a seagway, i'm brilliant...must be all the hotdogs i eat)
remember this guy:
well the man with the 0-1-0 record is comin' back to NHB fighting...ahh yes Joe Son Do rules, just as much as the Pat Miletich fighting system
"why is the blue sky?"
- rex navarette
How gay. Why is it everything I get into has a tint of homosexuality to it? I'm finally a robot, and I'm STILL someone's bitch? Jeez!! Wait, let me try again:
M.A.R.K.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Killing
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Random Robot Eradication. That's more like me. Sorry no posts in a while, but my suck-ass computer is sucking major ass right now. Everytime I try to open explorer, it freezes. Like it's telling me: "Oops, no CFL news or monkey porn for you, buddy." I have to cheat the computer by opening "My Computer" and then typing a web address in the address section. Yeah, I'm so hacker. "A 28.8 modem!?! I want this to have my children!!" That guy ruled. And then that man went on to star as the troubled youth in Dangerous Minds, and the crazy homo in Con Air, reciting such memorable lines like, "Touch it, it's real leather." and "Let me wear this purple dress while you ram me in the ass!!!."
Well, yo-yo, it's good to be a regular poster on brokun, because then I can air out all of my personal frustrations on guys who could care less but have to pretend to. I like that. And because of that, here's a gift for Johann:
J.O.H.A.N.N.: Journeying Organism Hot for Ass and Nocturnal Necrophilia
Whoa, that came off a lot worse than it was supposed to. I guess if I didn't change some of the words to change you from a nightime killing machine to a raging nomadic homosex who likes dead cock, it wouldn't have sucked as bad as it did.
Happy Valentines Day to all the TWC/204 dudes with girls. May you enjoy this day. As for the single guys, I will not wish you guys a Happy Valentines Day, because I am adamantly against people thinking I am gay, and that will only add to the speculation.
What's the deal with that guy? What's his name? Oh yeah, his name is Henry, Clay Henry. How lazy do you have to be to be a fat FIREFIGHTER??? Don't firefighters have to be in shape? They carry around 100 lb fire hoses, they're constantly near extreme heat, which you would think would lead to massive sweating, and this lard-ass still has the ability to turn into a fucking jolly fat man? What's his problem? And then when fatty realizes he needs to lose weight, does he go to a gym,? Does he listen to a personal trainer? Nope, this guy, who apparently was so fat he had lard cramming not only his ass but also his head, listens to Jared Fogle. Jared fucking Fogle. That's it, I can't take anymore. I'm forever done with the Clay Henry issue.
"Can I help troubleshoot or accurately teach?"
- Robot Coastal, aka someone's bitch
thats what Brokun stands for..
find out what you stand for here..
Happy Valentine's Day, boys!
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
k, enough.. i must commence the learning.. someone else post here.. geeez..
"sock mike hock hugh pea subbed heard eesh it"
-mad gabs card-
February 12, 2002
did you know that..
thats some pretty cool trivia eh? i think so.. leonard nimoy was galvatron.. orson welles was unicron.. david mendenhall was daniel witwicky..
mezzo was pretty cool.. fun night.. i wasnt awake to see the pizza arrive though.. weird.. my brain just shut off.. so whats goin on this FRI and SAT? maybe something cool? yeah.. im down with that plan..
ok.. hell.. go..
-gold medalist wesley sayas-
February 10, 2002
February 07, 2002
if i had to choose a secret character for ufc tapout.. it'll most likely be b.j. "the prodigy" penn.. but to my luck i'd lose by decision anyway.. or is he already created for the game?.. or would i have to create him in the "create-a-fighter" mode??.. if i did, i'd give him an iron fist.. cuz he has a strong heart man.. and i'd give him a chain tat around his left arm.. cuz he's hardcore and left handed.. don't matter, i just can't wait to test that stuff out.. whatever happened to the coastal/deej showdown markus?.. did you guys already have it decided?.. both ended up winners?.. hook up some advertisements from that one time deal.. i barely got to bask in it's glory..
sad sad world you work in mark.. what would be worse?.. seeing mr. prune face winning money with your girls of your dreams?.. or mr. prune face with a boot print "who let the dogs out?" shirt with a hottie girl with her hand on his nards?.. i'll give you the day to think about it..
the lil flash guy is named "plinko" i might put a voice for him tonight.. but as for "what do i do?.". i don't know wes, you tell me..
how are you goin to research the correct questions to ask that'll correspond to each individual?.. or are you doin this on your own so that if you choose "children" for what type of girl you dig?.. it'll automatically be me?.. need someone to make the individual turn-out graphics?.. i'm down.. it's not like i have that thing either.. school.. okay, i do.. dang.. but i'm still down for doing it..
where's glenn to accept the invitation to the mindz??..
i was looking into dennis miller.. but eff that.. it's all about the new school baby!
jimmy fallon and tina fey is weekend update..
"the best there is, there best there was, the best there ever will be!"
-sharpshooter, raskalz feat. bret "the hit-man" hart
well i've decided to create a VBscript (cuz thats the only one plausible at the moment) project of Which TWC/Playground member are you?.. yep.. but i gotta find time in my hectic schedule of AA, brokun-mindz, reallifecomics, sinfest, and prime time television.. oh yeah and thing, too.. school..
last night i was at UofW i was hacking and i was practicing my right foot inner side stall.. still needs some work..
i heard UFC tapout sucks.. you just pick a player, pick the opponent, pick the ref, press start and boom.. you watch simulated fights.. and its always the same winner.. even if its couture vs rizzo, the winner's ortiz.. it sucks mark.. i know.. time machine, man.. time machine..
its friday tomorrow.. wants on tap? hmmm.. wonder what is? oh wait.. look.. i got a note from homeboy nickson..
ok.. fun off..
wes has left the building
Too bad about Tito. Torn acl's suck. No Belfort/Ortiz again. Now it will be Couture/Barnett. But if UFC Tapout doesn't come out soon, it will be Randy Couture/Markus Coastal, and he will be saying "...if it's not out there, we don't have it." for the last fucking time!!!
I like the game of "..spot the hottie". It can only be played with my co-workers, though, not with customers. Don't get me wrong, hot customers come, and hot customers rule, but playing "spot the hottie" with customers inevitably leads to the ultra-depressing "spot the mutant-looking boyfriend who's holding her hand." And nothing is worse than seeing an insanely sexy mama holding the nads of Mr. 24/7 Prune Face.
I have a permanent callous on the inside of my right middle finger from snapping money. Which is cool, because I can give someone 'reverse fuck you' and they can't get mad, cause I'll tell them I'm just showing them my callous. Suckers...
If 'crazy' and 'champ' had a child, would he go on to create a band called "Crazy Champ"? Come my lady, come come my lady... Wait, that was Crazy Town. It should have been Crazy Champ. Then they'd be successful. That, and if they didn't suck ass.
Colin Quinn rules? Wow, that's news to me...
Screw you, here's the man.
"Look at my hot girlfriend!"
- Mr. 24/7 Prune Face
February 06, 2002
wow mark.. nice game of "spot the combo".. couldn't hurt to play a game of, "are there hotties at the casino?.. cuz hotties rule" game.. unless there are never any.. are your fingers conditioned from snapping money?.. are you goin to see robyn naked again?.. are we goin to be allowed to play ufc tapout anytime soon??..
oh yeah, i got the date on my reciept fixed.. "crazy" the receptionist did it too.. i soo was making sure she signed the school's copy too.. i expected a gap where my copy should have been.. but it was there.. haha.. then i said, "thanks "crazy"" and she said "fuck off, i almost got your money" and i high fived her.. at least i know my money is under the power of evil.. instead of evil hands.. yeyeah!
"champ.. my name is champ.. and yes, i soo champed you on dinner yo, mark, glenn, ronnie.. i am champ.. champ!.. and don't you forget iiit.."
so yeah.. thats the news and im stickin to it.. awww man colin quinn rules..
so yeah.. whats goin on today? im probably gonna be at the UofW tonight tearin it up with all hotties.. k, im goin now.. see ya when i break myself from this barrage of hotties.. false enough.
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"
-Schecky Moskowitz aka Babes Ahoy-
So I'm at work, and because I'm doing absolutely nothing and getting paid $10.72 for it, I do a lot of random thinking. One thought that immediately passed through my brain was, "Good God, it's a good thing there's no dress code here." Wowza. I've never seen such a high plaid and tight jeans to normal clothing ratio in my life. So, submitted for the approval of the midnight society, here was the worst three outfits I saw at work on February 1st. Hopefully, one of them can beat January 31st's winner of crazy tight grey acid-wash Jordache jeans, Michael Jackson "Thriller" style leather jacket, and t-shirt with a brown boot print and the words "Who let the DOGS out?" on it.
3. The man with a knitted green sweater, and grey sweatpants. Oh, and a hat that had the "Seaquest: DSV" symbol on it. Whoa!
2. The man with tight imitation Levi's (I worked there before, remember? I can spot a fakey.), black leather vest with nothing underneath, and an Atlanta Falcons toque. If you're wearing just a vest, and then a toque, it's telling me you're one of two things: you're crazy huge, and will stop at absolutely nothing to show it off, or you're quite the special person. In that special olympics sort of way.
AND NUMBER ONE....
1. The man with crazy tight grey acid-wash Jordache jeans, Michael Jackson "Thriller" style leather jacket, and t-shirt with a brown boot print and the words "Who let the DOGS out?" on it.
Now before you get any preconcieved notions about his being some sort of weird new style that we have not been informed of, let me assure you: It was the same guy wearing the same thing for two straight days. It wasn't two different guys wearing the same combo to the same place. And what the Hell does a boot print have to do with "Who let the DOGS out?" At least he was winning. Now he can take that money and buy some new clothes. I saw a "You ARE the Weakest Link! GOODBYE!" shirt at Giant Tiger the other day. That way, his style of wearing outdated slogans can continue to be sported IFE.
You know, if I was to be offered free leather pants, I would so wear them. I would wear my "Free Spirit" shirt with it. That would be a sweet combo. Sweet like Candy. Love always, Mandy.
So, I had to go and pay the gas bill at Pharmasave, and do you know who I saw? Robyn. Weird. I haven't seen her since the last time I saw her, and that time she was naked. And that was the last time I saw a girl naked. That was July. But, I'm not mad about that. I'm Mad About You. There's a hot chick. Helen Hunt. "Ohhh, Veronica Vaughn, soo hot, want to touch the heiny. Ahhhooooouuuooo!"
I found your fish, he's stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I forgot to tell you, I took him out and stepped on him, then i realized doing that would only kill the fish, not help it. Sorry.
Wait, she didn't play Veronica Vaughn!! Shazam!!
"Stop trying to look at my naughty bits! I'm going to tell mummy!"
- Sir Mark Edinburgh to Duke Wesley of Robbinsdale
February 05, 2002
so yeah.. in case you dont know.. smallville's Supe coulda got the girl of his dreams.. but he didnt cuz he's such a nice guy.. and on top of that, he's pretty darn huge..
ok.. so lets see, kidflare's page is back so thats cool.. yoplait has adopted the elipses marks minus one dot cuz he's joinin true gangsta.. and supposedly mark's getting UFC Tapout tomorrow.. and Parappa the Rapper.
oh shit!! guess what?! one of my fish are missing.. no lies man.. serious.. i spent like 7 minutes eyeing my tank to see where it went but its not there.. better check the floor and stuff eh? maybe it was tossed out of the tank like dan's fish.. but i swear it crazy jazzed me out.. no dead body anywhere.. hmmm.. this looks like a job for Hoodman.. no.. shut the hell up.
"never judge a book by its cover"
-mark chua to danny gonza-
February 04, 2002
glennerations disapearance from asianavenue
someone knew glenn's password and deleted his account.. cuz you know...that person is cool.. aka coward.. pretty lame attempt.. cuz it only lasted what?.. 2 days?.. i got it back for him.. if you want to see the page he used while kidflare was in hiatus.. it's "circuitz" on aa.. has some old guy he named "business + pleasure" or something raz-ma-taz like that..
bunk as funk.. if i was a slut.. i got no action at all.. even from myself.. as you can see from my saturday post.. i was in fact at school.. working on a quark xpress assignment that i'm still working on as we speak.. fyi, it's due today.. i also worked sat-sun at 6am.. ugh.. ah well.. i'm rich.. no i'm not.. i'm under 3 grand and now wondering if i lost $2630?
paid for tuition on friday, crazy gross.. cuz i pay monthly installments in cash.. $1315 to be exact.. it was my turn to treat my bro for a free tuition month.. sweet am i? naw.. cuz he paid last month.. so that's $2630 alltogether.. anywhore, i noticed when i got home that i had no date on my reciept.. kinda fishy knowing that the person before and after got dates on their reciepts.. and they paid by cheaque.. sweet mutha.. she better not be shooting up off my shit.. i nicknamed her "crazy".. when i was in school on saturday.. i asked the other secretary about it.. she tripped up like, "omg, that wasn't me was it?" i said no, and almost responded, "obviously, if it was you.. you'd already have a punch in the face!".. but i didn't.. but i know i can say that to her.. cuz she's an ex-student of the school and she's cool.. just has a goofy laugh.. like cameron diaz.. minus the glam.. she told me that i can get it taken care of on monday.. so i'm off to do that soon..
ever notice my three periods?...i think i should start to use two instead like wes and deej.. see what i mean?.. it looks cleaner.. so props for creating dot dot space instead of dot cubed.. props for me for biting it.. it just needs a lil getting used to and shtuff.. shtuff is good.. but whores are better.. but you know what's better?
plug of the day boys.. let's go there some day and satisfy our sexual hunger with a nice helping of baked subs.. serious.. ish good..
"don't tell "crazy" that i need that date on my reciept fixed"
-me talking to another secretary on a saturday afternoon
"look at me! my eyebrows never move!"
February 03, 2002
"i love eating left-over bits and pieces of chicken"
February 02, 2002
February 01, 2002
yes it is.. as for dan.. he says he's in a creative slump to post.. whatever.. nelson's on here now.. a new team members.. but he hasnt tested the waters yet.. nels, if your reading this, do this man.. moshee motion i can see is intertia-ing on his page.. thats a weird site man.. crazy jazzed me out and i closed the window before i could browse because it was reminiscent of gay porn.. and nobody likes that.. so i never got to see who this hot girl is.. ok.. so i didnt do so well on marks quiz.. no prob.. they were curveball questions.. as for your broken heart mark.. buck up.. keep trying to implement the plan.. the plan must be excecuted.. ok.. its friday.. whats on tap for tonight.. i was at The Bay yesterday and i saw this cool cheap looking pitcher and the first thing that came to mind was filling it with beer.. cold beer.. and we'd drink from a glass.. that would be fun.. juss chillin at whosever's house and pour to our liver's content.. ok, man.. gotta quit browsing.. hafta ford focus.. k, screw y'all..
oh yeah.. forgot to mention.. i got a reply from the nexinator..
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist."