i remember we were at boston pizza when nin-glendo and yoplait were making fun of me because i read the same webcomic as some nerdy guy in their class.. u know.. penny arcade.. well you know me, im the lover of text and reading.. so sue me.. this is an excerpt from a rant about PC peeps makin fun of console gamers all because starcraft: ghost is only available on consoles..
I am completely astonished by the stupid crap I've had to tolerate regarding this Ghost thing. As often as not, it's a clumsy segue into some screed about consoles or PCs which I'm sure sounded very smart when you wrote it. It is the sterling, unerring quality of this discourse that has inspired today's comic, in fact. I have neither the time nor the energy to disabuse you these notions, which have apparently dismantled the whole of your mental apparatus. If you've been avoiding consoles because you see them as childish, while you yourself are a man of erudition who only deigns to use a machine befitting your elevated intellect, there is no way for me to describe to you how far off-base you are. You can't even see the base from there. You're looking around, but you can't find it. Where's the base?
No online play on consoles? No innovation? Those aren't simply false, they're criminally negligent. They do not even resemble reality. Don't send us anymore hatemail about this garbage, as it has the opposite of your intended effect. It is a sweet odour to us, like an offering. We forward them to each other and laugh at you, we trade your worst moments in joy and exultation. So, keep shaking that tiny fist! From here, it looks like a puppet show.
funny? no? well fuck off then..
"i am a wood elf"
-morrowind's slazer-
September 24, 2002
July 29, 2002
thats funny nelson.. i was listening to it at school.. getting rave reviews from my classmates.. sweet.. the one with ron's kaibigan ko song is hilarious..
speaking of hilarious, its long weekend this weekend and were going camping.. im booked off, russ is booked off, not sure who else is down.. lots of camp sites are booked solid already but i talked to the birds hill park people via electronic mail and i might be able to get us two sites.. so yeah, if your reading this, and by you i mean nelson because your the only who posts on here, give your input on the whole birds hill idea and let the brokuns know if your going.. k, im going to eat some shrimp.. SHRIMP!!!!!
"nooo!!!"
-wes' shrimp-
speaking of hilarious, its long weekend this weekend and were going camping.. im booked off, russ is booked off, not sure who else is down.. lots of camp sites are booked solid already but i talked to the birds hill park people via electronic mail and i might be able to get us two sites.. so yeah, if your reading this, and by you i mean nelson because your the only who posts on here, give your input on the whole birds hill idea and let the brokuns know if your going.. k, im going to eat some shrimp.. SHRIMP!!!!!
"nooo!!!"
-wes' shrimp-
July 26, 2002
thanks nelson.. my loneliness was killing me, britney-style.. those are some pretty sweet pics from marks party.. plugged it on my page.. now everyone should bring their cams tonight for some royal forkage.. if anyone is in the dark on this one, im flashing my slazerbeam at ya with some information.. royal forks tonight.. eating.. then whatever we do is whatever we do.. sweet? alright.. ok.. hahaha dicks enormous.. i get it.. good one.. k, see ya guys tonight.. the guy at the computer on the right side of me told me its going to be plus 30 so lets make the most of it.. k, buzz off.
"the name's sayas... wesley sayas"
-wesley sayas-
"the name's sayas... wesley sayas"
-wesley sayas-
July 15, 2002
To: The BM Staff
Cc:
Subject: Beach Wednesday
From: Slazer 2000
Message:
hi guys.. this is slazer.. you know, the man with a brokun mind.. anyway, as you can see from the subject line there's supposed talk about some beach hits on wednesday morning.. weird eh? selkirk to be exact.. some girls planned this whole thing.. so far me N deej are going.. thats all i know.. anyone wanna sama (come along)? it'll be sweeter than jerry and ben.. plus 30, no clouds, not sure if there's gonna be any babes but who knows? its wednesday for pete's sake.. i heard wednesdays make chicks very very randy.. thats all.. yep.. thats my post.. a mock email simulation.. ok.. fuck off it.
"i was at home, now im here.."
-mark the slickster who uses movie-like lines to get chicks chua-
Cc:
Subject: Beach Wednesday
From: Slazer 2000
Message:
hi guys.. this is slazer.. you know, the man with a brokun mind.. anyway, as you can see from the subject line there's supposed talk about some beach hits on wednesday morning.. weird eh? selkirk to be exact.. some girls planned this whole thing.. so far me N deej are going.. thats all i know.. anyone wanna sama (come along)? it'll be sweeter than jerry and ben.. plus 30, no clouds, not sure if there's gonna be any babes but who knows? its wednesday for pete's sake.. i heard wednesdays make chicks very very randy.. thats all.. yep.. thats my post.. a mock email simulation.. ok.. fuck off it.
"i was at home, now im here.."
-mark the slickster who uses movie-like lines to get chicks chua-
July 02, 2002
June 12, 2002
that's some crazy crab syndrome wes.. good thing you have things under control.. can you imagine someone else saying the same line, "OK, now once i get home i gotta take care of my little crab problem.".. but actually meaning it?.. how would he recover or respond?.. "oh snaps.. y'all know i have crabs now.. not the sealife creature kind.. i'm a living cesspool of pubic candy..".. i would smile.. then maybe cry.. can you imagine goin to a bomba (strip) show.. and seeing crabs all over the ladies crevices?.. talk about hello!.. happy birthday..
speaking of people who are 22 years speed.. dun ask.. pharoahs for coastal?.. i'm down.. i'm down for some camp action.. i'm soo down.. i'm camp lo.. luchini man.. hope it's nice that weekend.. cuz i heard it's goin to be tre bunk.. i can't stand the rain.. i can't stand shaq.. but L.A. is goin to win.. truth is.. i like both teams.. but new jersey is getting served for reals.. L.A. might be letting them get a win so they can finish it back home.. it'd be sweet if todd macculloch could bring home the nba champtionship trophy (does it have a name?) back to winnipeg.. that'd be a laugh..
what's not a laughing matter was that whole fiasco on mcphillips and logan.. hey wes.. danny.. were you guys working during that yesterday?.. man, i was really worried for you two.. i almost cried.. hahaha.. but seriously.. that's crazy.. never got to see it live and in color.. well i'm gone like mark being 21..
"look in the sky.. it's a bird.. it's a plan. it's really a fuckin plane that's goin to crash on us.. oh my god get outta the wa..!!"
-random people on mcphillips and logan yesterday
speaking of people who are 22 years speed.. dun ask.. pharoahs for coastal?.. i'm down.. i'm down for some camp action.. i'm soo down.. i'm camp lo.. luchini man.. hope it's nice that weekend.. cuz i heard it's goin to be tre bunk.. i can't stand the rain.. i can't stand shaq.. but L.A. is goin to win.. truth is.. i like both teams.. but new jersey is getting served for reals.. L.A. might be letting them get a win so they can finish it back home.. it'd be sweet if todd macculloch could bring home the nba champtionship trophy (does it have a name?) back to winnipeg.. that'd be a laugh..
what's not a laughing matter was that whole fiasco on mcphillips and logan.. hey wes.. danny.. were you guys working during that yesterday?.. man, i was really worried for you two.. i almost cried.. hahaha.. but seriously.. that's crazy.. never got to see it live and in color.. well i'm gone like mark being 21..
"look in the sky.. it's a bird.. it's a plan. it's really a fuckin plane that's goin to crash on us.. oh my god get outta the wa..!!"
-random people on mcphillips and logan yesterday
June 11, 2002
NES POWER BUTTON
so im at polo park's Gap yesterday with kat looking for some leg-wear.. were browsing and browsing.. i find a pair.. i try it on.. they fit sweetin.. we browse some more and i say to kat in a voice of hearable volume:
"OK, now once i get home i gotta take care of my little crab problem."
well then.. 600 nanoseconds after i say the silent "." in that sentence, im replaying it again and im thinkin whoah.. thats not cool to hear, is it?
SUPER NES RESET LEVER
me N kat hit up taco bell to eat and were eating cheese burritos discussing business as usual.. how my hair is kinda long and parted now; what i should get her for her birthday; how the lady with crooked eyes dropped the table wiper towel on the ground and proceeded to wipe the tables.. u know, business.. so were all gettin our eat on and we decide to hit up polo.. we go through the safeway so we can hit up the bank and get to the mall entrance.. i need some fish food because my mom sillily spilled like 3 days worth of food in my tank.. i hop in Petland to grab some and i see some crazy looking crabs.. Fidler Crabs.. the guys with one arm thats big and the other thats small.. those guys.. so yeah.. i bought one for $6.09 and some shrimp pellets..
X-BOX DVD FAST FORWARD pressed 3 times for 32X speed
...im thinkin whoa.. thats not cool to hear, is it? so in quick-minded fashion and upped volume, im all, "yeah.. my new pet.. a fidler crab.. not the genital disease.. my pubics are fine. no itch in my gitch." good save, eh? i didnt say the last line though.. the itch-gitch ryhme.. just though of that now.. but i think it was still pretty bossin..
GENESIS START BUTTON
ok.. so my crab problem was really the issue of him getting some air cuz they dont just breathe water.. "Get out of town!" thats what i said to the cash dude cause man, crab equals water dwelling bandits.. so i get home and i drop him in my tank for like 2 minutes and he's all eating the food-covered ground with filipino hand-eating technique.. then he tries to climb the glass like a bat out of hell.. that doesnt make any sense but thats how crazy it was.. it looked like he was gasping for air.. insanity at its death.. i take him out and he's now sitting in a tupperware bowl with water and rocks and two shrimp pellets a day until i get him a sweet home alabama.. his name is Trevor.. that took me exactly 63 seconds to think of, from the Petland cash register to the centre of polo where we first signed up for our high speed videon cable.. name origin: back in elementary me and coast went to school with this one native guy who always had PBNS, post-bleeding-nose syndrome.. so yeah.. crusties on the nose 24/7, it was sick so i try to make sure to take the necessary precautions after bloody nose occurences to avoid PBNS and WIPE MY NOSE.. thats the only cure.. tissue.. ok.. so anyway, the guys name was Trevor Fidler.. need i say more?.. yeah.. alright.. enough of this.. im upgrading to win2000 at school so i'll be offline for a moments time.. til next time which is probably on SAT at Pharaohs.. mark's gonna get soooo drunk..
SEGA-CD POWER BUTTON
"somebody else do some damage here or there's gonna be some PBNS going around."
-anonymous-
so im at polo park's Gap yesterday with kat looking for some leg-wear.. were browsing and browsing.. i find a pair.. i try it on.. they fit sweetin.. we browse some more and i say to kat in a voice of hearable volume:
"OK, now once i get home i gotta take care of my little crab problem."
well then.. 600 nanoseconds after i say the silent "." in that sentence, im replaying it again and im thinkin whoah.. thats not cool to hear, is it?
SUPER NES RESET LEVER
me N kat hit up taco bell to eat and were eating cheese burritos discussing business as usual.. how my hair is kinda long and parted now; what i should get her for her birthday; how the lady with crooked eyes dropped the table wiper towel on the ground and proceeded to wipe the tables.. u know, business.. so were all gettin our eat on and we decide to hit up polo.. we go through the safeway so we can hit up the bank and get to the mall entrance.. i need some fish food because my mom sillily spilled like 3 days worth of food in my tank.. i hop in Petland to grab some and i see some crazy looking crabs.. Fidler Crabs.. the guys with one arm thats big and the other thats small.. those guys.. so yeah.. i bought one for $6.09 and some shrimp pellets..
X-BOX DVD FAST FORWARD pressed 3 times for 32X speed
...im thinkin whoa.. thats not cool to hear, is it? so in quick-minded fashion and upped volume, im all, "yeah.. my new pet.. a fidler crab.. not the genital disease.. my pubics are fine. no itch in my gitch." good save, eh? i didnt say the last line though.. the itch-gitch ryhme.. just though of that now.. but i think it was still pretty bossin..
GENESIS START BUTTON
ok.. so my crab problem was really the issue of him getting some air cuz they dont just breathe water.. "Get out of town!" thats what i said to the cash dude cause man, crab equals water dwelling bandits.. so i get home and i drop him in my tank for like 2 minutes and he's all eating the food-covered ground with filipino hand-eating technique.. then he tries to climb the glass like a bat out of hell.. that doesnt make any sense but thats how crazy it was.. it looked like he was gasping for air.. insanity at its death.. i take him out and he's now sitting in a tupperware bowl with water and rocks and two shrimp pellets a day until i get him a sweet home alabama.. his name is Trevor.. that took me exactly 63 seconds to think of, from the Petland cash register to the centre of polo where we first signed up for our high speed videon cable.. name origin: back in elementary me and coast went to school with this one native guy who always had PBNS, post-bleeding-nose syndrome.. so yeah.. crusties on the nose 24/7, it was sick so i try to make sure to take the necessary precautions after bloody nose occurences to avoid PBNS and WIPE MY NOSE.. thats the only cure.. tissue.. ok.. so anyway, the guys name was Trevor Fidler.. need i say more?.. yeah.. alright.. enough of this.. im upgrading to win2000 at school so i'll be offline for a moments time.. til next time which is probably on SAT at Pharaohs.. mark's gonna get soooo drunk..
SEGA-CD POWER BUTTON
"somebody else do some damage here or there's gonna be some PBNS going around."
-anonymous-
June 06, 2002
ok guys.. just because the upcoming release of relapsed.com is growing nearer and nearer, doesnt mean we cant keep up the BM activity.. as for the little problem at my house with viewing this brokun site, the problem was that we were going to www.bounce.to/bmz.. thats a totally different site than our non-www site.. go fig.. so its mark's bday soon enough.. wonder what were doing? mark! whats the plan? come on party man.. oh.. a story for u fellows.. i was working right.. and as im coming out of the back room this chick goes up to me and says she needs a box of a dozen eggs.. that's 15 dozens.. so im all, ok.. no prob.. and i go to the back fridge and fetch a case.. i come back gripping the sides of the monitor-sized box for her.. now i know it probably wasnt on purpose and the fact that i got the side-grips going on doesnt help but when i handed her the box she pulls under-over grab technique which resulted in penis touch.. yep.. penis touch.. insanity.. ok.. thats my story.. nothing out of the ordinary but i thought it was post-worthy.. k, flip you.
"whoa.. i'd like a case of that action.."
master of the -over-under grab technique
"whoa.. i'd like a case of that action.."
master of the -over-under grab technique
May 29, 2002
May 28, 2002
this is pretty funny
for being gay looking sanrio stuff. im bored at school and judging by the atmosphere's appearance, i doubt were hitting the park today.. suck it, weather. suck it.
"no, you suck it. what a jerk."
-weather-
for being gay looking sanrio stuff. im bored at school and judging by the atmosphere's appearance, i doubt were hitting the park today.. suck it, weather. suck it.
"no, you suck it. what a jerk."
-weather-
May 24, 2002
holy smokes.. a post from yo.. a post from mark.. thats downright loony i tell ya.. whats with all this wrestler-darkside business? thats weird.. speaking of wrestling, some guy from work told me that The British Bulldog died a couple days ago via a heart attack.. not sure if he's lying to me.. can someone please verify? BBD was awesome.. his super move of the the really hard power slam.. and he was effin huge.. a little too huge for comfort.. and if the rumors are true, then rest in peace bulldog.. end if..
dan was working yesterday and man, its weird cuz we always end up laughing at the same time like in the lunchroom or something cuz were the only ones who know whats funny to us.. observational funny.. like someone who has a weird face, or someone who stinks.. you guys know what im talking about.. your all at work by yourself.. chillin out.. then something funny happens and you crack up hardcore in your brain.. silently.. then you go home and tell your friends cuz it makes sense to them.. but man.. i feel like were a buncha jerks that laugh at everyone and everything out of nowhere.. or we have this hidden agenda or something.. there is no hidden agenda.. there is know visible agenda either.. its just if you spill the apple pie that your eating with your hands all over your shirt, well, your bound to get some laughs.. especially from a couple of guys that routinely laugh at that sort of thing..
oh shit.. i forgot to post this on here.. i was meaning to do it once this BM drought got rained on and here we are now.. so Brokun Mindz was reviewed.. by some guy named Chuck Hartly who hosts Organized Anarchy.. so here's his review.. he seems to love mark and his fantastic writing ability.. i wanna sign us up for P2P:part II.. maybe we can jazz this site up some more.. k, i gotta do some serious reading.. then i gotta do some schoolwork.. hazaah.. see ya'll punks later.. its the WEEKEND!!! toodles..
"hi.. im yoyo's favorite Attack character.. oh yes.. yes i am.."
-this stupid kid-
i cant believe you thought he was cool
dan was working yesterday and man, its weird cuz we always end up laughing at the same time like in the lunchroom or something cuz were the only ones who know whats funny to us.. observational funny.. like someone who has a weird face, or someone who stinks.. you guys know what im talking about.. your all at work by yourself.. chillin out.. then something funny happens and you crack up hardcore in your brain.. silently.. then you go home and tell your friends cuz it makes sense to them.. but man.. i feel like were a buncha jerks that laugh at everyone and everything out of nowhere.. or we have this hidden agenda or something.. there is no hidden agenda.. there is know visible agenda either.. its just if you spill the apple pie that your eating with your hands all over your shirt, well, your bound to get some laughs.. especially from a couple of guys that routinely laugh at that sort of thing..
oh shit.. i forgot to post this on here.. i was meaning to do it once this BM drought got rained on and here we are now.. so Brokun Mindz was reviewed.. by some guy named Chuck Hartly who hosts Organized Anarchy.. so here's his review.. he seems to love mark and his fantastic writing ability.. i wanna sign us up for P2P:part II.. maybe we can jazz this site up some more.. k, i gotta do some serious reading.. then i gotta do some schoolwork.. hazaah.. see ya'll punks later.. its the WEEKEND!!! toodles..
"hi.. im yoyo's favorite Attack character.. oh yes.. yes i am.."
-this stupid kid-
i cant believe you thought he was cool
May 23, 2002
how in the world did you find flexy lexy through rowdy girl mark?.. haha.. strange things in stranger places..
so yes, we reaped in the rewards that is star wars episode 2: attack of the clones last week.. wow.. i'm actually talking about it after how long?.. anyway.. i'll take yoda over hulkamania anyday.. like i've been saying.. yo who?.. it's all about yoda..
you'd think his force is a synch for the jedi master.. you know, to push away the fallen jedi from the column would be of help.. but he's such a bad ass.. and had to center his force to move the column slowy away instead.. and away from count dooku's get-away ship i might add.. what a bad ass.. bad ass!
anakin had his moments.. like kissing sexal padme.. and landing on top of her with his light saber if you know what i'm saying.. yeah.. but we can't forget about lucas' genius memory.. how he gave the same crap hand to anakin like darth vader, instead of a more modernized version for show.. stuck to his roots boy.. speaking of boy.. boy i haven't wrote here in quite sometime.. oh boy.. boy.. oh boy.. camron
i introduce to you.. darth glacidius..
and his indestructable sithronic kick
"anakin who?.. it's all about darth glacidius baby.. woot woot"
-janga and boba fett <-- stupid stupid boy clone
so yes, we reaped in the rewards that is star wars episode 2: attack of the clones last week.. wow.. i'm actually talking about it after how long?.. anyway.. i'll take yoda over hulkamania anyday.. like i've been saying.. yo who?.. it's all about yoda..
you'd think his force is a synch for the jedi master.. you know, to push away the fallen jedi from the column would be of help.. but he's such a bad ass.. and had to center his force to move the column slowy away instead.. and away from count dooku's get-away ship i might add.. what a bad ass.. bad ass!
anakin had his moments.. like kissing sexal padme.. and landing on top of her with his light saber if you know what i'm saying.. yeah.. but we can't forget about lucas' genius memory.. how he gave the same crap hand to anakin like darth vader, instead of a more modernized version for show.. stuck to his roots boy.. speaking of boy.. boy i haven't wrote here in quite sometime.. oh boy.. boy.. oh boy.. camron
i introduce to you.. darth glacidius..
and his indestructable sithronic kick
"anakin who?.. it's all about darth glacidius baby.. woot woot"
-janga and boba fett <-- stupid stupid boy clone
May 16, 2002
April 30, 2002
well.. weather.ca is a taker-backer of statements.. yesterday i was prancing around all over claiming plus 28 degree weather this saturday.. spreading the joys of summer to everyone.. my post for today was supposed to be a gathering of warming harmony for, i dont know, burgers or something.. but nope.. weather.ca says its gonna be plus 13.. max.. no higher.. shitty dealers, man.. really.. and its partly cloudy, too.. how bullshit is that? slazer's not likin this one bit..
aside from that.. i will be reading a novel within the next month called "She Hates My Futon" by Craig Mitchell.. its funny.. ok, fuck off, im still madden2002'd by this weather.
"brrrr.."
-wpg birds-
aside from that.. i will be reading a novel within the next month called "She Hates My Futon" by Craig Mitchell.. its funny.. ok, fuck off, im still madden2002'd by this weather.
"brrrr.."
-wpg birds-
April 23, 2002
yeah.. deej's party was nutso.. i think because of my body's vulnerabily during the battle of the alcoholic blood poisoning, i was invaded by some cold viruses that crazy messed up my master boot record and partition table.. yeah.. im sick too.. i was messed up galore.. lets just say i was waving goodbye to kat N myla and it went black from there.. woke up with my mom's scoldings while i clumsily try to sheild her from my fantastic uniform of gitch and barf.. yep.. the worst i've ever been and i dont intend on repeating that bullshit ever again.. shit, i dont even know how i ended up in just gitch.. and nick said i was wearing his pants at one point.. psychotic.. seriously guys.. thats the last of that.. i gotta be more responsible.. or at least get drunk to the point where i can still feel the urge to puke rather than leave the gates of vomit open with an 80 pound foot on a weak gas pedal.. now i know how ron felt when he pulled barf-sleep on deej's carpet.. im cleansed now though.. feel on top of my game.. k, takin off now.. gonna grab a beer.
"Half a cup in the first hole, one cup in the second."
-Fred from Logan Esso's Laundromat teaching me how to wash my soiled sheets-
"Half a cup in the first hole, one cup in the second."
-Fred from Logan Esso's Laundromat teaching me how to wash my soiled sheets-
ugh.. i have a sore throat.. that's the worst that's happened soo far from the aftermath of deej's party..
did everyone make it out alright?.. how was work wes?.. you missed out on quite a bit after you left.. i even missed out on a bit after i left..
did you guys do anything on sunday?..
"what the fuck is that??"
-deej pointing out someone's yak on the ground
did everyone make it out alright?.. how was work wes?.. you missed out on quite a bit after you left.. i even missed out on a bit after i left..
did you guys do anything on sunday?..
"what the fuck is that??"
-deej pointing out someone's yak on the ground
April 17, 2002
snowing again.. lame a$$.. just a heads up to anyone up for some laughs: read chron's page.. hilarious tagalog text there..
as for this weekend.. deej is having a party to open up Summer 2002.. saturday.. drinks.. music.. laughter.. it should be slick.. ok.. get off me.
"Feb 5: too much sleep is weird"
-the frequently-updating deej-
as for this weekend.. deej is having a party to open up Summer 2002.. saturday.. drinks.. music.. laughter.. it should be slick.. ok.. get off me.
"Feb 5: too much sleep is weird"
-the frequently-updating deej-
April 12, 2002
wellness.. whats goin on? man, its gonna be nice out today.. just wanna give a shout out.. yes.. a shout out.. to the brave men and women venturing off into foreign territory.. foreign meaning north dakota.. so everyone, have fun.. and buy me something sweetin.. as for the stragglers.. what shall we do tonight? what shall we do? well.. i got work til 930.. after that im up for whatever cuz i got no work tomorrow.. yahhh!!!! so what'll it be? if you want me, girl, let me know.. i am down, on my knees, i cant take it anymore.. a little NSYNC tricksta for ya there.. ok.. i have an exam today and im thinkin its gonna suck balls hard.. hard balls.. false? true. ok.. get off my porch ya stupid kids.
"look at me.. im the sun.. im all shiney and warm.. i think im sooo cool.. look at me."
-my impersonation of the sun-
"look at me.. im the sun.. im all shiney and warm.. i think im sooo cool.. look at me."
-my impersonation of the sun-
April 10, 2002
hmm.. interesting.. people actually do visit our page.. haha.. well.. thanks for the hits ladies..
now to attend to some matters of the mind.. it's brokun.. go fig.. hmmm.. well as of this afternoon.. i've fixed the ftp proplem.. stuck it to fortunecity.. and as for the new domain name.. it's bounce.to/bmz.. is everyone satisfied with that?..
cheery-yo to the rescue.. which also means.. a new re-launch of brokun-mindz..
"what the fark?.. cheery-yo?.. oooh.. cheery-yo!.. ah ha.. yeah.. cheerio.. cheery-yo.. sharkk!!!!!???"
-me this morning
now to attend to some matters of the mind.. it's brokun.. go fig.. hmmm.. well as of this afternoon.. i've fixed the ftp proplem.. stuck it to fortunecity.. and as for the new domain name.. it's bounce.to/bmz.. is everyone satisfied with that?..
cheery-yo to the rescue.. which also means.. a new re-launch of brokun-mindz..
"what the fark?.. cheery-yo?.. oooh.. cheery-yo!.. ah ha.. yeah.. cheerio.. cheery-yo.. sharkk!!!!!???"
-me this morning
wow.. AA's Wild Ninja comin at ya.. shit man.. i didnt even know peeps read BM.. totally.. so i actually volunteered to be the network administrator for a private school. three stories.. 50,000 square feet.. limited budget.. ok.. im half lying.. its a project and its due today.. well.. better do that.. hopefully cheery-yo fixes this travel.to business and that nasty ass banner.. ok.
get the fuck off.
"sharkk!!!!!!"
-me at GT-
get the fuck off.
"sharkk!!!!!!"
-me at GT-
April 09, 2002
April 07, 2002
April 03, 2002
guess what boys? we are in review.. at least i think so.. were on this thing called The Peer-to-Peer Project where you sign up your site and everyone reviews one random site.. so im reviewing this site called The K-Room aka the knowledge discovery room.. my review is pretty lame ass but im not into that kinda stuff anyway.. my review.. dont read it if you dont wanna get bored.. so guys.. its time to get wild and crazy.. too bad our profile pics are crazy nasty cuz supposedly were gonna get some serious exposure.. i wonder who's reviewing us.. hope theyre cool.. ok, enough of that..
so i replaced my bong revilla poster with the marker moustache and goatie with a new poster.. a one of a kind, authentic, marked with the LucasFilms trandmark and everything: Star Wars: Phantom Menace EPISODE 1 poster.. the one with little anikan and his darth shadow.. it was only 99cents.. sweet eh? no drawing on it allowed.. fuck off.
"brokun mindz is rivetting, captivating, provocative, sensual, and spell-bounding; the feel-good site of the year.. plus slazer is one sexy muffin."
-BM Reviewer-
so i replaced my bong revilla poster with the marker moustache and goatie with a new poster.. a one of a kind, authentic, marked with the LucasFilms trandmark and everything: Star Wars: Phantom Menace EPISODE 1 poster.. the one with little anikan and his darth shadow.. it was only 99cents.. sweet eh? no drawing on it allowed.. fuck off.
"brokun mindz is rivetting, captivating, provocative, sensual, and spell-bounding; the feel-good site of the year.. plus slazer is one sexy muffin."
-BM Reviewer-
March 27, 2002
holy ronner.. thats coolrazy.. that ricky martin wannabe should die.. totally.. im gonna kill him.. so you got a cell now eh? thats slick man.. hook us up with your number.. what kind of headset did rex steal? if it fits mine i'd buy it off him.. and ron.. stop fucking swearing like your on AA.. your free to no longer use your tricks of stealth profanity..
motherfuckin shit bitch shit.. come in my house NOW!
"all that she wants is another baby.."
-Richie Sambora-
motherfuckin shit bitch shit.. come in my house NOW!
"all that she wants is another baby.."
-Richie Sambora-
March 21, 2002
mugatu?.. more like yogatu.. ooo.. what cha goin to do indeed.. hulkamania returns huh?.. is he all red and yellow?.. or does he remain black and white?.. what if there was hulk, the female version, as his valet.. will she be all "hey sista?!".. and have no breats?.. that would suck.. but it would be interesting.. what would be more interesting is if she did the female hulk electro-give-me-power-ups-guys manouver.. son-of-a.. that would totally kick ass.. i would laugh and laugh..
i dunno about the social myself.. never got tickets.. so i'm a no go.. no show as well.. i'm down for usb madness.. if you guys are goin between the hours of 1-3:30.. i know how to hang.. and people don't call me blohann for nothing.. shiiiieet.. but i'm broke doos..
"rrrraaaahhhhhh!!!!! (crazy colossus styles)"
-female hulk
i dunno about the social myself.. never got tickets.. so i'm a no go.. no show as well.. i'm down for usb madness.. if you guys are goin between the hours of 1-3:30.. i know how to hang.. and people don't call me blohann for nothing.. shiiiieet.. but i'm broke doos..
"rrrraaaahhhhhh!!!!! (crazy colossus styles)"
-female hulk
ahhh mugatu.. what a character.. ahhh hogan.. what a character..
but enough of that.. on to the good stuff.. i decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow, so today me N mark are gonna hit up either Comp Ave or Comp Blvd for some USB compatibility cuz that is the greatest love of all.. tomorrow is friday.. i heard from Mr. Night Rider himself that there's a social gathering at some place where tickets are needed.. hooooooo... looks like im not going.. i get off work at 930.. woopity shit.. so today's my day off.. so far me N mark are doin that sweet stuff in the late aft so anyone who's anyone is free to join us.. its absolutely free.. it doesnt cost a thing.. free of charge.. unless you opt for combo #2: Hanging Out and Crazy Blowjob, then you gotta pay mark $4.50.. hazaow.. so until this aft i will be running errands to and fro.. k, get lost ya buncha creeps.
"hi."
-neon-
but enough of that.. on to the good stuff.. i decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow, so today me N mark are gonna hit up either Comp Ave or Comp Blvd for some USB compatibility cuz that is the greatest love of all.. tomorrow is friday.. i heard from Mr. Night Rider himself that there's a social gathering at some place where tickets are needed.. hooooooo... looks like im not going.. i get off work at 930.. woopity shit.. so today's my day off.. so far me N mark are doin that sweet stuff in the late aft so anyone who's anyone is free to join us.. its absolutely free.. it doesnt cost a thing.. free of charge.. unless you opt for combo #2: Hanging Out and Crazy Blowjob, then you gotta pay mark $4.50.. hazaow.. so until this aft i will be running errands to and fro.. k, get lost ya buncha creeps.
"hi."
-neon-
March 19, 2002
yowza!! danny alianza gonza... pressing the buttons on his alphabet apparatus.. thats totally weird.. but i think whats weird is his wish come true of Ear-Cupping, Back-Raking, Electric-Energy-Boosting Hogan WWFing it in the... uh.. WWF.. so thats weird.. im always prowlin BM to find posts to read and i finally have the leisure to do so.. how dreamy.. so Hardball's good? sweep.. i always wanted to watch it.. does Keanu Reeves do air guitar? i hope so cuz he has the sweetest air guitar ever.. does he yell, "Flying V!!" with hand megaphone featuring pinky wiggles? hope so cuz you cant play baseball without that strateej.. in case you dont know.. the flying V in baseball is executed when your team is on defense and your up against a crazy heavy hitter.. the secret code is yelled, "Flying V!!" and everyone except the pitcher runs to the centre field wall for a huddle.. then when the pitch is thrown everyone runs forward.. in V formation and then they lose.. thats the flying V and im stickin to it. go chase some waterfalls ya TLC lovin bastards.
"Flying V!!"
-deej in sex mode-
"Flying V!!"
-deej in sex mode-
March 07, 2002
shoot yoyo.. i feel ya.. i havent been on BM or AA cuz of skoolage.. yesterday i foine-ally finished my VisualBasic-Access project.. crazy long.. but yeah.. alls i got left is an exam today and i start a new subject.. sweden..
as far as work goes.. its crazy taking up a lot of my extra time that i had in the unemployed era.. i bought a new 40G HD and installed it any everything and its going sweet but im all puttin in my copy of bootleg w98 and its at the part where it checks your plug N play and stuff and boom.. Missing IDCTRU.dll or something or other.. fagtastic.. so my home comps down at the moment.. today i get a day off so i can spend more time on it..
if anyone can let me borrow their windows setup disk i would greatly slaze the roof..
oh, guess what else? yesterday me N kat were downtown chillin after school cuz i had work at three so we had like 2 hours to do whatever.. were walkin around and shit and we stop by at that picture enlarging poster place.. you know.. the one that makes poster.. so im all trying to talk to him about what kind of pic he needs if we supply him with a graphic and he just prints it.. lets say if yoyo-ball, gleneration, or wild-nele put their color schematics to work and make like a cool crew poster.. so yeah.. he's all as long as its a tif file 300 dpi and around 8 x 10 or smaller.. N im all cool.. and he's all k, guys.. lets go out in the hall.. stand right there.. good.. *click**click* with his digital cam.. then he's all lets go inside.. so were watching him and im thinkin ok.. ive seen a digi cam already.. so he's showing us the pictures on his mac talkin about how its sweeter than PCs and he's eating his words with crashes and non-double selects, whatever, and he puts the pic on zip.. hops over to the pc he has.. disses PCs some more and then boom, says watch this.. and clicks print.. holy shiznitto he prints this gigantic pic of me and kat.. its huge.. its almost lifesize.. so yeah.. peeps are stopping in the window to see the pic and he's all.. YEP, THATS THESE GUYS! and were all embarassed.. he gave us the giant pic after and printed a smaller one the size of a portfolio but he never gave us that one either.. hope he throws that one out.. so yeah.. thats my crazy story. pretty sweet eh? so yeah.. i gotta do some last minute exam studying.. hope i do good cuz my project wyze was pretty half-assed.. ok.. next.
"im a giant fan of mandy moore.. she's sexy.. sexy enough to sex... but not if ur in a long term relationship cuz thats cheating.. but she's still sexy.. mandy moore: young and sexy and sexy"
-slazer-
as far as work goes.. its crazy taking up a lot of my extra time that i had in the unemployed era.. i bought a new 40G HD and installed it any everything and its going sweet but im all puttin in my copy of bootleg w98 and its at the part where it checks your plug N play and stuff and boom.. Missing IDCTRU.dll or something or other.. fagtastic.. so my home comps down at the moment.. today i get a day off so i can spend more time on it..
if anyone can let me borrow their windows setup disk i would greatly slaze the roof..
oh, guess what else? yesterday me N kat were downtown chillin after school cuz i had work at three so we had like 2 hours to do whatever.. were walkin around and shit and we stop by at that picture enlarging poster place.. you know.. the one that makes poster.. so im all trying to talk to him about what kind of pic he needs if we supply him with a graphic and he just prints it.. lets say if yoyo-ball, gleneration, or wild-nele put their color schematics to work and make like a cool crew poster.. so yeah.. he's all as long as its a tif file 300 dpi and around 8 x 10 or smaller.. N im all cool.. and he's all k, guys.. lets go out in the hall.. stand right there.. good.. *click**click* with his digital cam.. then he's all lets go inside.. so were watching him and im thinkin ok.. ive seen a digi cam already.. so he's showing us the pictures on his mac talkin about how its sweeter than PCs and he's eating his words with crashes and non-double selects, whatever, and he puts the pic on zip.. hops over to the pc he has.. disses PCs some more and then boom, says watch this.. and clicks print.. holy shiznitto he prints this gigantic pic of me and kat.. its huge.. its almost lifesize.. so yeah.. peeps are stopping in the window to see the pic and he's all.. YEP, THATS THESE GUYS! and were all embarassed.. he gave us the giant pic after and printed a smaller one the size of a portfolio but he never gave us that one either.. hope he throws that one out.. so yeah.. thats my crazy story. pretty sweet eh? so yeah.. i gotta do some last minute exam studying.. hope i do good cuz my project wyze was pretty half-assed.. ok.. next.
"im a giant fan of mandy moore.. she's sexy.. sexy enough to sex... but not if ur in a long term relationship cuz thats cheating.. but she's still sexy.. mandy moore: young and sexy and sexy"
-slazer-
March 06, 2002
me: hey everybody..
you: hi bmz member yo..
me: i'm here to post on brokun mindz today.. isn't it exciting?.. yeah, it's been a while.. too much work to be done in school.. seriously..
here's a story about my flash project.. i saved up 2 weeks of work-time to cram it all on sunday.. and you know what?.. it sucked.. sucked bad.. cuz i did it at home.. and i had to make sure that i got it to school.. so i sent it via e-mail.. i also quickly burned a one song cd.. so i can lace my project with music.. i was goin towards the x-ecutioners feat linkin park track it's goin down.. but i found out that my cd was burned wrong.. so i was burnt.. i got more burnted when i went into my email to find out i attached the .swf file instead of the raw .fla file.. so that made me the burntest.. that fuckin ruled man.. but that made me sick.. i just sat there thinking about what i should do shaking my head.. after a quick class lecture.. i said eff that.. and i continued to work on a new flash project.. and it took me from 9:30am - 1:00pm to complete.. i'm satisfied.. but it could have been better.. hahaha.. ended up using limp bizkit feat redman, method man, and dmx - rollin' remix.. i just sat there laughing.. ah well, i'm finally done all the stressin for now.. now it's time to post on bmz everyday.. ooo.. maybe not.. what are you guys up to?.. did everyone watch "a walk to remember?".. i finally did!.. really good movie.. does anyone else have that mandy moore track only hope stuck in their heads?.. it was seriously filmed beautifully when she sang it.. i'm starting to be a mandy moore fan.. am i the only one?.. hahaha.. ah well..
"make mind brokun" [stan lee styles]
- stan lee - fictional member of brokun-mindz
you: hi bmz member yo..
me: i'm here to post on brokun mindz today.. isn't it exciting?.. yeah, it's been a while.. too much work to be done in school.. seriously..
here's a story about my flash project.. i saved up 2 weeks of work-time to cram it all on sunday.. and you know what?.. it sucked.. sucked bad.. cuz i did it at home.. and i had to make sure that i got it to school.. so i sent it via e-mail.. i also quickly burned a one song cd.. so i can lace my project with music.. i was goin towards the x-ecutioners feat linkin park track it's goin down.. but i found out that my cd was burned wrong.. so i was burnt.. i got more burnted when i went into my email to find out i attached the .swf file instead of the raw .fla file.. so that made me the burntest.. that fuckin ruled man.. but that made me sick.. i just sat there thinking about what i should do shaking my head.. after a quick class lecture.. i said eff that.. and i continued to work on a new flash project.. and it took me from 9:30am - 1:00pm to complete.. i'm satisfied.. but it could have been better.. hahaha.. ended up using limp bizkit feat redman, method man, and dmx - rollin' remix.. i just sat there laughing.. ah well, i'm finally done all the stressin for now.. now it's time to post on bmz everyday.. ooo.. maybe not.. what are you guys up to?.. did everyone watch "a walk to remember?".. i finally did!.. really good movie.. does anyone else have that mandy moore track only hope stuck in their heads?.. it was seriously filmed beautifully when she sang it.. i'm starting to be a mandy moore fan.. am i the only one?.. hahaha.. ah well..
"make mind brokun" [stan lee styles]
- stan lee - fictional member of brokun-mindz
February 28, 2002
February 25, 2002
February 21, 2002
February 20, 2002
ok.. i made that little listbox of all of us to show pics and stats.. all pics and all stats are easily changable.. i just needed some examples to test my code.. so yeah.. anyone wanna make cool profile pics of us? do it graphic peeps.. do it.. and if i got your birthdays wrong or height or whatever.. tell me N i'll change it.. ok.. thats enough from me.. i gotta do some school workies for real.. so get lost.
"i loooove fobs.."
-mark chua-
"i loooove quoting limp bizkit.."
-danny gonza-
"i loooove fobs.."
-mark chua-
"i loooove quoting limp bizkit.."
-danny gonza-
February 18, 2002
im a(n):
orc: Gorhâk the Sleazy
hobbit: Bilbo Whitfoot from Nobottle
elf: Imuialion
dwarf: Náin Crashingslayer
Red Book of Westmarch: Six-toothed Black Númenorean
weird eh? my hobbit name is bilbo..
what the hell??!! i cant believe you passed me yo-yo!! now thats a true killer indeed.. like Chow Yun P.H.A.T.
deej and his hump count.. that is truly aweslam.. very sexy indeed.. i know from experience, if you know what i mean..
kuya mania's post review.. funnier than saturday's movie.. Mel Shamrock Le May Doan doing killer cross overs on street pandas.. can't go wrong with that..
nike, eh?
its nice outside.. its monday morning.. i gotta write an exam today.. Smallville's on the tele tonight.. oh, N i lost my right contact.. i forgot to confirm its placement on the iris.. saddening.. oh well.. it was time to change it anyway.. k, screw you..
"."
-dead guy-
orc: Gorhâk the Sleazy
hobbit: Bilbo Whitfoot from Nobottle
elf: Imuialion
dwarf: Náin Crashingslayer
Red Book of Westmarch: Six-toothed Black Númenorean
weird eh? my hobbit name is bilbo..
what the hell??!! i cant believe you passed me yo-yo!! now thats a true killer indeed.. like Chow Yun P.H.A.T.
deej and his hump count.. that is truly aweslam.. very sexy indeed.. i know from experience, if you know what i mean..
kuya mania's post review.. funnier than saturday's movie.. Mel Shamrock Le May Doan doing killer cross overs on street pandas.. can't go wrong with that..
nike, eh?
its nice outside.. its monday morning.. i gotta write an exam today.. Smallville's on the tele tonight.. oh, N i lost my right contact.. i forgot to confirm its placement on the iris.. saddening.. oh well.. it was time to change it anyway.. k, screw you..
"."
-dead guy-
February 17, 2002
deej posted.. which can only mean.. some people were asking him to post.. or that he's sick too.. have you noticed out of all usual posters on the mindz [me, wes, mark, nel] as of late has been fairly sick?.. and the others [deej & russ] are not?.. just an observation.. hey look, i've obtained a new rank..
true story.. did a "plus" trick to do it.. still have no idea if it's illegal or not..
"i can't believe i shook his hand.. hahahaha *does a rock-n-roll slide*"
-chronnie
true story.. did a "plus" trick to do it.. still have no idea if it's illegal or not..
"i can't believe i shook his hand.. hahahaha *does a rock-n-roll slide*"
-chronnie
February 15, 2002
im a fan of typing my deal in notepad.. then pasting it into my Blog This! window.. its better than logging in to blogger and doin whatever.. just drag and drop this link into the Links: part of your browser..
this thing.. drag and drop.. easy as pie.
ok.. thats enough from slazer.
"drag and drop.. easy as pie."
-Cybernetic Obedient Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Accurate Learning-
this thing.. drag and drop.. easy as pie.
ok.. thats enough from slazer.
"drag and drop.. easy as pie."
-Cybernetic Obedient Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Accurate Learning-
my only advice to you mark is to do the following before you post:
•highlight your post (click and drag)
•copy it (ctrl + c)
•press post before post & publish
if it doesn't show up.. then you can paste (ctrl + v) it and try again.. hope to be of service.. if not.. eff you!
"helping out the brokun-mindz"
-yo helper
•highlight your post (click and drag)
•copy it (ctrl + c)
•press post before post & publish
if it doesn't show up.. then you can paste (ctrl + v) it and try again.. hope to be of service.. if not.. eff you!
"helping out the brokun-mindz"
-yo helper
since ufc and cyborgs be the game.. allow me to introduce the lord of the rings name game courtesy of colin of Ravenloft's Ramblings .. it's pretty sweetaculous.. it spits out your Orc Name.. Hobbit Name.. Elf Name.. Dwarven Name.. and What were you on middle earth?
to play the lotr name game click here
post all your different names and hopefully mark's won't be as homosensualexual..
M.A.R.K.: Maniacal Android Raping Klingon
yes, this took me most of my morning to come up with this deliciousness.. soo be it
i once got a valentines card, and it read, "i choo choo choose you".. it was from ralph.. wtf hey?.. valentines day is for suckas anyway, so don't worry mark.. consider this.. v-day is once a year while hookers are forever-ever-ever *add echo for dramatic effect*.. hmm.. mmm hmm.. do you guys know anyone who had a hooker?.. and if they did.. did they like it?.. did they get any std's?.. did they pay lots?.. do you know anyone who ever won a private show?.. or paid for one?.. hookers and strippers for a belated valentines day.. youpiee <--is that how the french kids say it?.. ever listen to those french follow along tape books during french class?.. soo weird..
wow, it's been a while since i posted.. a lot of things to accomplish, that surprisingly didn't take no effort what-so-ever.. quark xpress is now finished with my brochure out of the way.. finished it in 3 days.. scored a 91% [40/44] on my flash test.. like whoa.. only studied for 20 mins the night before.. starting my flash assignment.. i have to do a company flash intro.. someone give me ideas.. i need a company that already has a website to work with.. seriously though.. don't bullshit on this one, cuz i have a presentation for it on monday.. much appreciation in advance..
on another note.. deej, when did they start serving wine during mass??.. seriously, it's a trip.. too intimidated to try it though.. hey wes, let's go to church with deej again.. and take a sip dude..
"thou hast fallen to your demise ranger! by the blade of Gromrat!.. mark one more.. for the good guy!"
-Gromrat the Blood-Axe (orc johann)
to play the lotr name game click here
post all your different names and hopefully mark's won't be as homosensualexual..
M.A.R.K.: Maniacal Android Raping Klingon
yes, this took me most of my morning to come up with this deliciousness.. soo be it
i once got a valentines card, and it read, "i choo choo choose you".. it was from ralph.. wtf hey?.. valentines day is for suckas anyway, so don't worry mark.. consider this.. v-day is once a year while hookers are forever-ever-ever *add echo for dramatic effect*.. hmm.. mmm hmm.. do you guys know anyone who had a hooker?.. and if they did.. did they like it?.. did they get any std's?.. did they pay lots?.. do you know anyone who ever won a private show?.. or paid for one?.. hookers and strippers for a belated valentines day.. youpiee <--is that how the french kids say it?.. ever listen to those french follow along tape books during french class?.. soo weird..
wow, it's been a while since i posted.. a lot of things to accomplish, that surprisingly didn't take no effort what-so-ever.. quark xpress is now finished with my brochure out of the way.. finished it in 3 days.. scored a 91% [40/44] on my flash test.. like whoa.. only studied for 20 mins the night before.. starting my flash assignment.. i have to do a company flash intro.. someone give me ideas.. i need a company that already has a website to work with.. seriously though.. don't bullshit on this one, cuz i have a presentation for it on monday.. much appreciation in advance..
on another note.. deej, when did they start serving wine during mass??.. seriously, it's a trip.. too intimidated to try it though.. hey wes, let's go to church with deej again.. and take a sip dude..
"thou hast fallen to your demise ranger! by the blade of Gromrat!.. mark one more.. for the good guy!"
-Gromrat the Blood-Axe (orc johann)
holy smokes mark.. that is gay.. whats with that? i thought mine was..
S.L.A.Z.E.R.: Synthetic Lifeform Assembled for Zealous Exploration and Repair
but my bot does repairs.. so that means he's rugged.. and heterosexual..
but im glad to see nels and coast posting.. you guys combined equals the Wildman Mark Mero..
you get to kill... the entire WORLD!! ahahahahahaha!!! anyways yeah.. so far we've smoked 81 countries.. im in 4178th place.. and the world is 1.43407% killed.. astounding!!
hey nels.. R those pics from your TV-PC conneck? sweet if it is.. you can now be a porn distributer to the world.. the ultimate porning champion..
k, lay off already..
"YEAHH!!"
-cyborg gold medalist S.L.A.Z.E.R.-
S.L.A.Z.E.R.: Synthetic Lifeform Assembled for Zealous Exploration and Repair
but my bot does repairs.. so that means he's rugged.. and heterosexual..
but im glad to see nels and coast posting.. you guys combined equals the Wildman Mark Mero..
you get to kill... the entire WORLD!! ahahahahahaha!!! anyways yeah.. so far we've smoked 81 countries.. im in 4178th place.. and the world is 1.43407% killed.. astounding!!
hey nels.. R those pics from your TV-PC conneck? sweet if it is.. you can now be a porn distributer to the world.. the ultimate porning champion..
k, lay off already..
"YEAHH!!"
-cyborg gold medalist S.L.A.Z.E.R.-
February 14, 2002
Biomechanical Replicant Optimized for Killing and Ultimate Nullification
thats what Brokun stands for..
find out what you stand for here..
Happy Valentine's Day, boys!
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
k, enough.. i must commence the learning.. someone else post here.. geeez..
"sock mike hock hugh pea subbed heard eesh it"
-mad gabs card-
thats what Brokun stands for..
find out what you stand for here..
Happy Valentine's Day, boys!
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
k, enough.. i must commence the learning.. someone else post here.. geeez..
"sock mike hock hugh pea subbed heard eesh it"
-mad gabs card-
February 12, 2002
did you know that..
was
i didnt..
did you know that..
was
i did..
thats some pretty cool trivia eh? i think so.. leonard nimoy was galvatron.. orson welles was unicron.. david mendenhall was daniel witwicky..
mezzo was pretty cool.. fun night.. i wasnt awake to see the pizza arrive though.. weird.. my brain just shut off.. so whats goin on this FRI and SAT? maybe something cool? yeah.. im down with that plan..
ok.. hell.. go..
"YEAHHH!"
-gold medalist wesley sayas-
was
i didnt..
did you know that..
was
i did..
thats some pretty cool trivia eh? i think so.. leonard nimoy was galvatron.. orson welles was unicron.. david mendenhall was daniel witwicky..
mezzo was pretty cool.. fun night.. i wasnt awake to see the pizza arrive though.. weird.. my brain just shut off.. so whats goin on this FRI and SAT? maybe something cool? yeah.. im down with that plan..
ok.. hell.. go..
"YEAHHH!"
-gold medalist wesley sayas-
February 07, 2002
no tap out, no belfort/ortiz, no happy yo, equals really no happy yo.. thanks for the newsflash anyway mark.. glad to see you're a regular on the mindz now.. hmmm..
if i had to choose a secret character for ufc tapout.. it'll most likely be b.j. "the prodigy" penn.. but to my luck i'd lose by decision anyway.. or is he already created for the game?.. or would i have to create him in the "create-a-fighter" mode??.. if i did, i'd give him an iron fist.. cuz he has a strong heart man.. and i'd give him a chain tat around his left arm.. cuz he's hardcore and left handed.. don't matter, i just can't wait to test that stuff out.. whatever happened to the coastal/deej showdown markus?.. did you guys already have it decided?.. both ended up winners?.. hook up some advertisements from that one time deal.. i barely got to bask in it's glory..
sad sad world you work in mark.. what would be worse?.. seeing mr. prune face winning money with your girls of your dreams?.. or mr. prune face with a boot print "who let the dogs out?" shirt with a hottie girl with her hand on his nards?.. i'll give you the day to think about it..
the lil flash guy is named "plinko" i might put a voice for him tonight.. but as for "what do i do?.". i don't know wes, you tell me..
how are you goin to research the correct questions to ask that'll correspond to each individual?.. or are you doin this on your own so that if you choose "children" for what type of girl you dig?.. it'll automatically be me?.. need someone to make the individual turn-out graphics?.. i'm down.. it's not like i have that thing either.. school.. okay, i do.. dang.. but i'm still down for doing it..
where's russ?
where's deej?
where's nelson?
where's glenn to accept the invitation to the mindz??..
i was looking into dennis miller.. but eff that.. it's all about the new school baby!
jimmy fallon and tina fey is weekend update..
"the best there is, there best there was, the best there ever will be!"
^
-sharpshooter, raskalz feat. bret "the hit-man" hart
if i had to choose a secret character for ufc tapout.. it'll most likely be b.j. "the prodigy" penn.. but to my luck i'd lose by decision anyway.. or is he already created for the game?.. or would i have to create him in the "create-a-fighter" mode??.. if i did, i'd give him an iron fist.. cuz he has a strong heart man.. and i'd give him a chain tat around his left arm.. cuz he's hardcore and left handed.. don't matter, i just can't wait to test that stuff out.. whatever happened to the coastal/deej showdown markus?.. did you guys already have it decided?.. both ended up winners?.. hook up some advertisements from that one time deal.. i barely got to bask in it's glory..
sad sad world you work in mark.. what would be worse?.. seeing mr. prune face winning money with your girls of your dreams?.. or mr. prune face with a boot print "who let the dogs out?" shirt with a hottie girl with her hand on his nards?.. i'll give you the day to think about it..
the lil flash guy is named "plinko" i might put a voice for him tonight.. but as for "what do i do?.". i don't know wes, you tell me..
how are you goin to research the correct questions to ask that'll correspond to each individual?.. or are you doin this on your own so that if you choose "children" for what type of girl you dig?.. it'll automatically be me?.. need someone to make the individual turn-out graphics?.. i'm down.. it's not like i have that thing either.. school.. okay, i do.. dang.. but i'm still down for doing it..
where's russ?
where's deej?
where's nelson?
where's glenn to accept the invitation to the mindz??..
i was looking into dennis miller.. but eff that.. it's all about the new school baby!
jimmy fallon and tina fey is weekend update..
"the best there is, there best there was, the best there ever will be!"
^
-sharpshooter, raskalz feat. bret "the hit-man" hart
i swear, i thought the pic was broken or something.. wicks yoyo.. totally gangsta man.. a little macromedia flash in this.. thats exactly what i look like whenever im posting.. so what kinda copyright do u got on that? lets say your watching Dexter's Laboratory and all of a sudden you see a hyper fresh talkin blue animal in a fisherman hat.. what do you do? what do you do?
well i've decided to create a VBscript (cuz thats the only one plausible at the moment) project of Which TWC/Playground member are you?.. yep.. but i gotta find time in my hectic schedule of AA, brokun-mindz, reallifecomics, sinfest, and prime time television.. oh yeah and thing, too.. school..
last night i was at UofW i was hacking and i was practicing my right foot inner side stall.. still needs some work..
i heard UFC tapout sucks.. you just pick a player, pick the opponent, pick the ref, press start and boom.. you watch simulated fights.. and its always the same winner.. even if its couture vs rizzo, the winner's ortiz.. it sucks mark.. i know.. time machine, man.. time machine..
its friday tomorrow.. wants on tap? hmmm.. wonder what is? oh wait.. look.. i got a note from homeboy nickson..
ok.. fun off..
wes has left the building
well i've decided to create a VBscript (cuz thats the only one plausible at the moment) project of Which TWC/Playground member are you?.. yep.. but i gotta find time in my hectic schedule of AA, brokun-mindz, reallifecomics, sinfest, and prime time television.. oh yeah and thing, too.. school..
last night i was at UofW i was hacking and i was practicing my right foot inner side stall.. still needs some work..
i heard UFC tapout sucks.. you just pick a player, pick the opponent, pick the ref, press start and boom.. you watch simulated fights.. and its always the same winner.. even if its couture vs rizzo, the winner's ortiz.. it sucks mark.. i know.. time machine, man.. time machine..
its friday tomorrow.. wants on tap? hmmm.. wonder what is? oh wait.. look.. i got a note from homeboy nickson..
ok.. fun off..
wes has left the building
February 06, 2002
dang, your fish is really dead.. but if it died why did you take off your socks?.. maybe cuz it was you who stepped on it!!.. oh wait.. you did.. hmm.. maybe you should put a cover on your aquarium?.. cuz that sucker dude is bad news.. bad news bears.. or do they need air?.. cuz if they do.. that one fish got hella air time.. i wonder what he was thinking? i wonder if it was suicide?.. hmm.. something to ponder..
wow mark.. nice game of "spot the combo".. couldn't hurt to play a game of, "are there hotties at the casino?.. cuz hotties rule" game.. unless there are never any.. are your fingers conditioned from snapping money?.. are you goin to see robyn naked again?.. are we goin to be allowed to play ufc tapout anytime soon??..
oh yeah, i got the date on my reciept fixed.. "crazy" the receptionist did it too.. i soo was making sure she signed the school's copy too.. i expected a gap where my copy should have been.. but it was there.. haha.. then i said, "thanks "crazy"" and she said "fuck off, i almost got your money" and i high fived her.. at least i know my money is under the power of evil.. instead of evil hands.. yeyeah!
"champ.. my name is champ.. and yes, i soo champed you on dinner yo, mark, glenn, ronnie.. i am champ.. champ!.. and don't you forget iiit.."
-champ
wow mark.. nice game of "spot the combo".. couldn't hurt to play a game of, "are there hotties at the casino?.. cuz hotties rule" game.. unless there are never any.. are your fingers conditioned from snapping money?.. are you goin to see robyn naked again?.. are we goin to be allowed to play ufc tapout anytime soon??..
oh yeah, i got the date on my reciept fixed.. "crazy" the receptionist did it too.. i soo was making sure she signed the school's copy too.. i expected a gap where my copy should have been.. but it was there.. haha.. then i said, "thanks "crazy"" and she said "fuck off, i almost got your money" and i high fived her.. at least i know my money is under the power of evil.. instead of evil hands.. yeyeah!
"champ.. my name is champ.. and yes, i soo champed you on dinner yo, mark, glenn, ronnie.. i am champ.. champ!.. and don't you forget iiit.."
-champ
the mystery!! it has been solved.. my fish is.. dead. dundunDUN!! yeah.. he jumped out of the tank or got voted off by one of the other fish or something.. man thats corny.. that voted off thing.. anyway, it was kinda creepy cuz i got home to check my fish in case he reappeared like Lex Luthor assailants but he wasnt in there.. he was on the floor.. somebody stepped on it too.. nasty.. so i took off my socks, scooped him up with some royale double-ply and saluted him while he made his travel into the white heaven of porcelin where he will soon be greeted by mass amounts of urine and feces and barf (courtesy of russto)..
so yeah.. thats the news and im stickin to it.. awww man colin quinn rules..
so yeah.. whats goin on today? im probably gonna be at the UofW tonight tearin it up with all hotties.. k, im goin now.. see ya when i break myself from this barrage of hotties.. false enough.
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"
-Schecky Moskowitz aka Babes Ahoy-
so yeah.. thats the news and im stickin to it.. awww man colin quinn rules..
so yeah.. whats goin on today? im probably gonna be at the UofW tonight tearin it up with all hotties.. k, im goin now.. see ya when i break myself from this barrage of hotties.. false enough.
"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"
-Schecky Moskowitz aka Babes Ahoy-
February 05, 2002
what?? clark!! what are you doing??! i cant believe you didnt go for Lana.. she was crazy going for you! oh well.. maybe when her and whitney break up.. you can get her with full nobility..
so yeah.. in case you dont know.. smallville's Supe coulda got the girl of his dreams.. but he didnt cuz he's such a nice guy.. and on top of that, he's pretty darn huge..
ok.. so lets see, kidflare's page is back so thats cool.. yoplait has adopted the elipses marks minus one dot cuz he's joinin true gangsta.. and supposedly mark's getting UFC Tapout tomorrow.. and Parappa the Rapper.
oh shit!! guess what?! one of my fish are missing.. no lies man.. serious.. i spent like 7 minutes eyeing my tank to see where it went but its not there.. better check the floor and stuff eh? maybe it was tossed out of the tank like dan's fish.. but i swear it crazy jazzed me out.. no dead body anywhere.. hmmm.. this looks like a job for Hoodman.. no.. shut the hell up.
"never judge a book by its cover"
-mark chua to danny gonza-
so yeah.. in case you dont know.. smallville's Supe coulda got the girl of his dreams.. but he didnt cuz he's such a nice guy.. and on top of that, he's pretty darn huge..
ok.. so lets see, kidflare's page is back so thats cool.. yoplait has adopted the elipses marks minus one dot cuz he's joinin true gangsta.. and supposedly mark's getting UFC Tapout tomorrow.. and Parappa the Rapper.
oh shit!! guess what?! one of my fish are missing.. no lies man.. serious.. i spent like 7 minutes eyeing my tank to see where it went but its not there.. better check the floor and stuff eh? maybe it was tossed out of the tank like dan's fish.. but i swear it crazy jazzed me out.. no dead body anywhere.. hmmm.. this looks like a job for Hoodman.. no.. shut the hell up.
"never judge a book by its cover"
-mark chua to danny gonza-
February 04, 2002
updates a many:
glennerations disapearance from asianavenue
someone knew glenn's password and deleted his account.. cuz you know...that person is cool.. aka coward.. pretty lame attempt.. cuz it only lasted what?.. 2 days?.. i got it back for him.. if you want to see the page he used while kidflare was in hiatus.. it's "circuitz" on aa.. has some old guy he named "business + pleasure" or something raz-ma-taz like that..
weekend
bunk as funk.. if i was a slut.. i got no action at all.. even from myself.. as you can see from my saturday post.. i was in fact at school.. working on a quark xpress assignment that i'm still working on as we speak.. fyi, it's due today.. i also worked sat-sun at 6am.. ugh.. ah well.. i'm rich.. no i'm not.. i'm under 3 grand and now wondering if i lost $2630?
tuition
paid for tuition on friday, crazy gross.. cuz i pay monthly installments in cash.. $1315 to be exact.. it was my turn to treat my bro for a free tuition month.. sweet am i? naw.. cuz he paid last month.. so that's $2630 alltogether.. anywhore, i noticed when i got home that i had no date on my reciept.. kinda fishy knowing that the person before and after got dates on their reciepts.. and they paid by cheaque.. sweet mutha.. she better not be shooting up off my shit.. i nicknamed her "crazy".. when i was in school on saturday.. i asked the other secretary about it.. she tripped up like, "omg, that wasn't me was it?" i said no, and almost responded, "obviously, if it was you.. you'd already have a punch in the face!".. but i didn't.. but i know i can say that to her.. cuz she's an ex-student of the school and she's cool.. just has a goofy laugh.. like cameron diaz.. minus the glam.. she told me that i can get it taken care of on monday.. so i'm off to do that soon..
ever notice my three periods?...i think i should start to use two instead like wes and deej.. see what i mean?.. it looks cleaner.. so props for creating dot dot space instead of dot cubed.. props for me for biting it.. it just needs a lil getting used to and shtuff.. shtuff is good.. but whores are better.. but you know what's better?
quizno's
plug of the day boys.. let's go there some day and satisfy our sexual hunger with a nice helping of baked subs.. serious.. ish good..
"don't tell "crazy" that i need that date on my reciept fixed"
-me talking to another secretary on a saturday afternoon
glennerations disapearance from asianavenue
someone knew glenn's password and deleted his account.. cuz you know...that person is cool.. aka coward.. pretty lame attempt.. cuz it only lasted what?.. 2 days?.. i got it back for him.. if you want to see the page he used while kidflare was in hiatus.. it's "circuitz" on aa.. has some old guy he named "business + pleasure" or something raz-ma-taz like that..
weekend
bunk as funk.. if i was a slut.. i got no action at all.. even from myself.. as you can see from my saturday post.. i was in fact at school.. working on a quark xpress assignment that i'm still working on as we speak.. fyi, it's due today.. i also worked sat-sun at 6am.. ugh.. ah well.. i'm rich.. no i'm not.. i'm under 3 grand and now wondering if i lost $2630?
tuition
paid for tuition on friday, crazy gross.. cuz i pay monthly installments in cash.. $1315 to be exact.. it was my turn to treat my bro for a free tuition month.. sweet am i? naw.. cuz he paid last month.. so that's $2630 alltogether.. anywhore, i noticed when i got home that i had no date on my reciept.. kinda fishy knowing that the person before and after got dates on their reciepts.. and they paid by cheaque.. sweet mutha.. she better not be shooting up off my shit.. i nicknamed her "crazy".. when i was in school on saturday.. i asked the other secretary about it.. she tripped up like, "omg, that wasn't me was it?" i said no, and almost responded, "obviously, if it was you.. you'd already have a punch in the face!".. but i didn't.. but i know i can say that to her.. cuz she's an ex-student of the school and she's cool.. just has a goofy laugh.. like cameron diaz.. minus the glam.. she told me that i can get it taken care of on monday.. so i'm off to do that soon..
ever notice my three periods?...i think i should start to use two instead like wes and deej.. see what i mean?.. it looks cleaner.. so props for creating dot dot space instead of dot cubed.. props for me for biting it.. it just needs a lil getting used to and shtuff.. shtuff is good.. but whores are better.. but you know what's better?
quizno's
plug of the day boys.. let's go there some day and satisfy our sexual hunger with a nice helping of baked subs.. serious.. ish good..
"don't tell "crazy" that i need that date on my reciept fixed"
-me talking to another secretary on a saturday afternoon
im sicker than brain damage.. dan was leavin my house yesterday after posting an inconciderate update.. or should i say, inconceivable update.. no, inconsiderate.. anyway.. he was leaving and i was all, "what the? that heater's on full blast!!" so i turn it down and now i wake up sicker than Caine Madness.. sucker MC.. so yeah.. just chillin at school watching the superbowl ads.. i recommend the Budweiser How Ya Doin? Ad.. fun stuff.. this weekend was pretty bunk eh? nothin done.. cept friday.. weird.. this weekend were clubber langin it eh? swedish.. should be fun.. ok.. i seriously need to do some work at school.. get out of my house.
"look at me! my eyebrows never move!"
-david duchovny-
"look at me! my eyebrows never move!"
-david duchovny-
February 02, 2002
February 01, 2002
you know what my absolute favorite thing in the world is?
yes it is.. as for dan.. he says he's in a creative slump to post.. whatever.. nelson's on here now.. a new team members.. but he hasnt tested the waters yet.. nels, if your reading this, do this man.. moshee motion i can see is intertia-ing on his page.. thats a weird site man.. crazy jazzed me out and i closed the window before i could browse because it was reminiscent of gay porn.. and nobody likes that.. so i never got to see who this hot girl is.. ok.. so i didnt do so well on marks quiz.. no prob.. they were curveball questions.. as for your broken heart mark.. buck up.. keep trying to implement the plan.. the plan must be excecuted.. ok.. its friday.. whats on tap for tonight.. i was at The Bay yesterday and i saw this cool cheap looking pitcher and the first thing that came to mind was filling it with beer.. cold beer.. and we'd drink from a glass.. that would be fun.. juss chillin at whosever's house and pour to our liver's content.. ok, man.. gotta quit browsing.. hafta ford focus.. k, screw y'all..
oh yeah.. forgot to mention.. i got a reply from the nexinator..
interesting...
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist."
-goldust-
yes it is.. as for dan.. he says he's in a creative slump to post.. whatever.. nelson's on here now.. a new team members.. but he hasnt tested the waters yet.. nels, if your reading this, do this man.. moshee motion i can see is intertia-ing on his page.. thats a weird site man.. crazy jazzed me out and i closed the window before i could browse because it was reminiscent of gay porn.. and nobody likes that.. so i never got to see who this hot girl is.. ok.. so i didnt do so well on marks quiz.. no prob.. they were curveball questions.. as for your broken heart mark.. buck up.. keep trying to implement the plan.. the plan must be excecuted.. ok.. its friday.. whats on tap for tonight.. i was at The Bay yesterday and i saw this cool cheap looking pitcher and the first thing that came to mind was filling it with beer.. cold beer.. and we'd drink from a glass.. that would be fun.. juss chillin at whosever's house and pour to our liver's content.. ok, man.. gotta quit browsing.. hafta ford focus.. k, screw y'all..
oh yeah.. forgot to mention.. i got a reply from the nexinator..
interesting...
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist."
-goldust-
January 30, 2002
good job mark.. five out of six.. way to work.. as for the People and Places answer.. its Mr. Chronman performed by Twist and Taste.. and I'll Never Break Your Heart performed by Crisp and Taste in the back of crisp's car when we were dropping off jocelyn from zaxx.. oh the humanity..
Coastal's Card:
PP: Chronnie Cantootan and... hmm.. i dont know.. Tha Devious
SL: travelling, no out of bounds, and goal tending.. but cheating is a valid answer
SN: bang it
HIS: im not sure.. is the question Shoplifting? or Get caught shoplifting? if its the first one, then its everyone; if its the second one then its Mark Raymond Chua, stealing magazines from Eatons, Cosmopolitan..
AE: Lodi, Wescosis
WC: Nelson
markie post.. yeah.. she's hot.. she's 51 now though so thats kinda eeeesh..
i like that one girl from murphy brown who was on the Norm Show.. was was pretty hot too.. and she's only 37..
whatever..
so yeah.. i was about to post today and crazy bash mark for not posting when all of a sudden i see his rant in blogger unpublished.. hey mark.. next time press Publish.. ok.. enough of this madness.. i gotta do some school work.. ok.. you caught me.. im checkin AA and Flipblogs.. lay off already..
"niiiiice.."
-Carmen San Diego checkin me out-
Coastal's Card:
PP: Chronnie Cantootan and... hmm.. i dont know.. Tha Devious
SL: travelling, no out of bounds, and goal tending.. but cheating is a valid answer
SN: bang it
HIS: im not sure.. is the question Shoplifting? or Get caught shoplifting? if its the first one, then its everyone; if its the second one then its Mark Raymond Chua, stealing magazines from Eatons, Cosmopolitan..
AE: Lodi, Wescosis
WC: Nelson
markie post.. yeah.. she's hot.. she's 51 now though so thats kinda eeeesh..
i like that one girl from murphy brown who was on the Norm Show.. was was pretty hot too.. and she's only 37..
whatever..
so yeah.. i was about to post today and crazy bash mark for not posting when all of a sudden i see his rant in blogger unpublished.. hey mark.. next time press Publish.. ok.. enough of this madness.. i gotta do some school work.. ok.. you caught me.. im checkin AA and Flipblogs.. lay off already..
"niiiiice.."
-Carmen San Diego checkin me out-
January 29, 2002
look what i got!!
cool eh? R we gonna go? i told him i'd spread the word.. not sure what area he's livin in now.. crazy stuff.. ok.. here's something i thought was funy even though its a crazy computer geek joke but its still kinda cool...
funny eh? ok.. so i was lookin at the FlipBlogs index and we're number 102 on the list.. thats awesome cuz there's like 350 sites.. sweet.. so you just gotta click Next 25 Members like 4 times and you see our site.. thats awesome.. as for deej, he isnt awesome cuz he was at my house yesterday N i walk over to the comp to check what he was doing N he's posting on blogger.. he even blocked it and shooed me away.. so im all, "cool, i'll read it at school the next day.." N where is it? exactly.. i even know the first word, it was, "HAZAAK!!".. yep.. thats deej for ya.. always leaves ya hangin.. hahaha.. kidding danon.. thats a cool name eh? Danon.. we have Yoplait and Danon..yoghurt friends.. ok.. enough.. shit i gotta do some schooling.. i hafta do this online tutorial about learning how to do an online tutorial.. lame-o i tell ya.. ok.. fuck ya'll..
"mine's bigger.."
-me-
cool eh? R we gonna go? i told him i'd spread the word.. not sure what area he's livin in now.. crazy stuff.. ok.. here's something i thought was funy even though its a crazy computer geek joke but its still kinda cool...
funny eh? ok.. so i was lookin at the FlipBlogs index and we're number 102 on the list.. thats awesome cuz there's like 350 sites.. sweet.. so you just gotta click Next 25 Members like 4 times and you see our site.. thats awesome.. as for deej, he isnt awesome cuz he was at my house yesterday N i walk over to the comp to check what he was doing N he's posting on blogger.. he even blocked it and shooed me away.. so im all, "cool, i'll read it at school the next day.." N where is it? exactly.. i even know the first word, it was, "HAZAAK!!".. yep.. thats deej for ya.. always leaves ya hangin.. hahaha.. kidding danon.. thats a cool name eh? Danon.. we have Yoplait and Danon..yoghurt friends.. ok.. enough.. shit i gotta do some schooling.. i hafta do this online tutorial about learning how to do an online tutorial.. lame-o i tell ya.. ok.. fuck ya'll..
"mine's bigger.."
-me-
January 28, 2002
defragging my comp: in completion by the time i get back from school
finish static exam: 79.0909%...with no studying...*sigh*
captain america left handed boxing glove: aquired
what do the following 3 indicate?...
i don't know...not much...just that i have a good day ahead of me to seriously do something with brokun-mindz...as for your genus 6 west wpg edition trivial pursuit game...it'll have to wait...mainly cuz i can't answer a majority of your questions...craps hey?...but in all seriousness...hahaha...uh...carmen sandiego...i guess she's hot...she has this aura of hotness under that hat that hid her face...and the trench coat that concealed her mysterious body...i think i have to say she's hot...cuz she's old...and we all know i don't think any jailbait's are hot now do we...uh-huh...oh crap...there i go again...
btw: good post mark...isn't there that actress marky post from night court?? eh
"zip-zap and i was outta there..."
-jamal from ghostwriter
finish static exam: 79.0909%...with no studying...*sigh*
captain america left handed boxing glove: aquired
what do the following 3 indicate?...
i don't know...not much...just that i have a good day ahead of me to seriously do something with brokun-mindz...as for your genus 6 west wpg edition trivial pursuit game...it'll have to wait...mainly cuz i can't answer a majority of your questions...craps hey?...but in all seriousness...hahaha...uh...carmen sandiego...i guess she's hot...she has this aura of hotness under that hat that hid her face...and the trench coat that concealed her mysterious body...i think i have to say she's hot...cuz she's old...and we all know i don't think any jailbait's are hot now do we...uh-huh...oh crap...there i go again...
btw: good post mark...isn't there that actress marky post from night court?? eh
"zip-zap and i was outta there..."
-jamal from ghostwriter
awesome man.. that was a good post mark.. but im lost on the whole re-hash from post two thing.. but its still gangsta to read.. i dont know about the whole "soup" from the penis of a tiger.. thats like mangoo man.. hey mark, remember back in jr. high when we were all asking chicks, "hey, do you like man-goo?" N theyre all, "yeah.. mangos are a delicious treat." and we all laugh and laugh and roll on the floor clutching our cramped stomaches and they go off and have sex with some normal brained men.. ahhh, those were the days.. yep.. they were.. so yeah.. i got a confirmation email saying we were officially added to FlipBlogs so thats slazerific.. and mr. yoplait, the travel.to site is still working so we dont gotta change it.. unless ur willing to fork over the bucks so we can get a real domain name.. juss like everyone.. hmmm.. nah, forget it.. the poorman site makes us look hardcore.. we can still bust on here.. ok, lets play Trivia Pursuit: Genus 6 West Wpg Edition
ok.. here goes..
People and Places - Name two songs performed by members of TNT.
Sports and Leisure - Name 4 of the opposing players during the Weston Cup at the Fire Hall Arena.
Science and Nature - What is the correct (correct as in A.S. as B.M.) name for the the pigment found in plants, some algae, and some bacteria that gives them their green color and that absorbs the light necessary for photosynthesis.
History - What year did Jose run open gym?
Arts and Entertainment - Name a film starring Sean Michaels.
Wildcard - Is Carmen San Diego hot?
answers will be posted in.. whenever days..
"Aww crap, im dead."
-My suckerdude fish: Noname1-
ok.. here goes..
People and Places - Name two songs performed by members of TNT.
Sports and Leisure - Name 4 of the opposing players during the Weston Cup at the Fire Hall Arena.
Science and Nature - What is the correct (correct as in A.S. as B.M.) name for the the pigment found in plants, some algae, and some bacteria that gives them their green color and that absorbs the light necessary for photosynthesis.
History - What year did Jose run open gym?
Arts and Entertainment - Name a film starring Sean Michaels.
Wildcard - Is Carmen San Diego hot?
answers will be posted in.. whenever days..
"Aww crap, im dead."
-My suckerdude fish: Noname1-
January 25, 2002
i have a new friend for you (click here for your new friend)
just browing the whole random flipblog link...i wonder how many people accidentally clicked on us??...
oh yeah, anything goin down tonight?...it's a freakin' friday night...oh yeah...mezzo's on saturday??...
"it's friday night...and i feel alright..."
-montel jordan
just browing the whole random flipblog link...i wonder how many people accidentally clicked on us??...
oh yeah, anything goin down tonight?...it's a freakin' friday night...oh yeah...mezzo's on saturday??...
"it's friday night...and i feel alright..."
-montel jordan
i got an 84% on my system analysis exam!!! yahooo!!! its 10:16am and i am getting the heezy outta heezere... weekend commence.. but im not gonna be able to hang with you bro's till around when sleeps hits cuz i got a hot date to watch A Walk to Remember.. mandy moore... sexy little girl.. ok, enough perversion.. later panas..
ps. kristin kreuk... wow.. smallville's lana... she's darndedly nice on the left eye and the right nut.. befriending the wpg version? hmmm... now that, yoyo, is a walk to remember
"...uh.. yeah.... here we go..."
-dancing gabe-
ps. kristin kreuk... wow.. smallville's lana... she's darndedly nice on the left eye and the right nut.. befriending the wpg version? hmmm... now that, yoyo, is a walk to remember
"...uh.. yeah.... here we go..."
-dancing gabe-
filpblogs?...i can dig it...how did you find that madness wes?...i gotta hook myself with a membership...lotta nice sites within the ring...hola...reminds me that i still have to update the layout in here...if it wasn't for the countless hours spent on school...studying...and completing assignments...or basically sketchin', slackin' and chillaxin'...it would be done...yesss...i think we need to hook-up an email address, so people can reach us...and maybe some pics are in order...if there's any other ideas...hook it up, you know where to submit those answers that be brewin' in your "brokun-mindzzz".....yeah, just call me...j/p
till i befriend kristin kreuk (winnipeg version),
make mind brokun
"my face is soo disfigured..."
-tra the ufc master
till i befriend kristin kreuk (winnipeg version),
make mind brokun
"my face is soo disfigured..."
-tra the ufc master
check the link at the bottom.. sweet eh? FlipBlogs.. yep.. i took the liberty of signing us up.. u know. get us some exposure.. its cool too cuz now when im bored in class i can crazy browse their list of other flips with blogs.. pretty sweet. we are now part of a ring of fellowships.. true? make sense? whatever.. so yeah.. this is getting unfair.. i wanna read some sh!t that I havent written so deej, yoplait, NR.. do some damage on here.. im crying as we speak.. whatever.. so yeah.. flipblogs man.. flipbogs.. hahahah.. ok, take a shower ya dirty bastards..
"i cant breathe!!!"
-victim of a choke-hold-
Bobby Beers
"i cant breathe!!!"
-victim of a choke-hold-
Bobby Beers
January 24, 2002
LOTR!! that is Mister of the rings all in all forms.. kinda seems to LOTOR to me. Cept that LOTR loses an excess O.. but that is ok.. I do not force it. parlante of LOTR. that it is the movie that will consider today.. did him like my segway entire of LOTR to see the movie LOTR.. is hella skillful if you think about him.. is kinda as "whoa, he juss came outta to the left field with that segway".. I am to try juss the new things upon here.. to maintain the full brain and the empty one as.. so parlante of as.. I heard¿there is another segway.. of kickingAs.. to roll of im here.. he has seen already LOTR.. but I am ok.. I do not have incoveniente in consider again.. are 3 hours of cools.. I signify how is fault able it with having the RUDY original.. as a hobbit.. is sentacular.. or considering is specsational. they would be able to be both.. would be able to be wrong.. but how much does bet do him? does? the dollars.. or bet 6 play and bet only a toonie.. is his call.. juss remembers of singing "winnah large" when you roll the dice.. himself gauranteed good luck in the careers of horse.. barely some tips that wager for all here.. latez
[dan's pre-LOTR blog translated from english to spanish and back to english.. weird]
-master of disaster-
[dan's pre-LOTR blog translated from english to spanish and back to english.. weird]
-master of disaster-
ok.. mark should be on this muvv in a heartbeat.. yep.. guess what i've been doing at school for the past 2 hours..
intAnswer = 0
thats some code for ya.. yep.. juss been browsin the hockey net N stuff.. so i see that gleneration next has a pending status.. thats cool.. we need some flare in this.. as for me, icy, gleamy, pinky diamond rings.. (what song? hint: dan's favorite rapper of all time) man im bored..ok.. im gonna write my exam now.. sambot u later..
"mexican chili? nooooooooo!!!"
-wes the weston crime stopper-
intAnswer = 0
thats some code for ya.. yep.. juss been browsin the hockey net N stuff.. so i see that gleneration next has a pending status.. thats cool.. we need some flare in this.. as for me, icy, gleamy, pinky diamond rings.. (what song? hint: dan's favorite rapper of all time) man im bored..ok.. im gonna write my exam now.. sambot u later..
"mexican chili? nooooooooo!!!"
-wes the weston crime stopper-
January 23, 2002
OMG...hahahahaha...thanks for the wake up call wes!...dang, for a minute i just thought you fucked up bilbo's face...then, when i was showing my classmate...it clicked to me, that it was another slazer production with your pic inserted in it...good job...nice way to face your fear of bilbo...by becoming one with it!...
"You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)"
-Shaft aka Bilbo Baggins
10 hut!
Johann "The General" Generao
"You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)"
-Shaft aka Bilbo Baggins
10 hut!
Johann "The General" Generao
January 22, 2002
hey dan, shut up.. bilbo my ass.. he's not even scary.. just creepy looking.. and fine.. since your so against it, im not like legolas.. happy? more like deadilus... minus hercules so that means i rule olympia.. and olympia equals winnipeg.. with my steel helmet.. but yeah, i didnt post today to talk about how tough i am so lets seee...... vanessa, vanessa, vanessa.. tsk tsk tsk.. fighting fighting.. its cool though.. that chick deserved it on the face.. and in the ass.. good job yoplait for the detective work and dont worry man, its ok you said i love you on the air a couple of nights ago.. dont worry, it was manly.. hhaha.. and besides, i felt pretty special getting that private show.. $3.95/minute eh? ahhhh the humanity.. ok.. go to hell guys.. go to hell..
"good job pretending you were scared when i did that face, wes. you made my day."
-bilbo baggins-
l33t phr33k - \//3$134 5@4@5
(im caught up on all the RealLife comics)
"good job pretending you were scared when i did that face, wes. you made my day."
-bilbo baggins-
l33t phr33k - \//3$134 5@4@5
(im caught up on all the RealLife comics)
January 21, 2002
brokun-mindz news flash...
good morning ladies and gentlemen...fight last friday at the avenue?...my sources indicated that it was vanessa...so i gave her a call for an interview and she called back and came up with an explaination to what went down...
she was in the washroom...prolly pooing or something...and she started to walk out and there was a group of people arguing in front and some fat chick pushed her and said, "get out of my fuckin' way you bitch" and i don't recall if vanessa said anything but she said she was "mad"...and pushed her back...security or some spectators infiltrated the quarrel and took the big bounty and continued to escort her out of the club...but vanessa wasn't finished...and quickly took a swing at the woman, just barely hitting her face..."i hope i didn't look stupid doing it" replied vanessa...i was pleased and called her champion of the world...
well, there you have it...vanessa actually got into a fight before i did...*ugh* (vanessa styles)...i guess what i heard is true...i wish i got the chance to smoke a chick in the face...yeah!!!!
"pass me some free..."
-me asking for the free large drinking during the visual intake of LOTR
ranger yo
good morning ladies and gentlemen...fight last friday at the avenue?...my sources indicated that it was vanessa...so i gave her a call for an interview and she called back and came up with an explaination to what went down...
she was in the washroom...prolly pooing or something...and she started to walk out and there was a group of people arguing in front and some fat chick pushed her and said, "get out of my fuckin' way you bitch" and i don't recall if vanessa said anything but she said she was "mad"...and pushed her back...security or some spectators infiltrated the quarrel and took the big bounty and continued to escort her out of the club...but vanessa wasn't finished...and quickly took a swing at the woman, just barely hitting her face..."i hope i didn't look stupid doing it" replied vanessa...i was pleased and called her champion of the world...
well, there you have it...vanessa actually got into a fight before i did...*ugh* (vanessa styles)...i guess what i heard is true...i wish i got the chance to smoke a chick in the face...yeah!!!!
"pass me some free..."
-me asking for the free large drinking during the visual intake of LOTR
ranger yo
Good evening. I am Legolas. I am here to protect you. see? that so fits me.. legolas rules.. so does strider.. so does triple H.. i dont know about bilbo though cuz he's a little too frightening.. more frightening than those crazy hero orcs.. even scarier than that fire devil dude.. that wasnt as scary.. and we all know it.. saweeet!!! sheesh dan.. i cant believe thats your favorite saying.. ok.. enough.. it seems as though we have another team mate who has joined us making the Sirah Ulos a total of four so thats blogtastic. like four hobbits.. and if thats the case, i get to be frodo.. except minus the crying..
"i am so like wes."
-Legolas-
Constable Wesley Sayas
"i am so like wes."
-Legolas-
Constable Wesley Sayas
January 17, 2002
yeah.. i figured the mind quotes were getting old.. that quote was from my text book.. thought it sounded smart.. i likesing your animated gif.. very slicky.. as for my skateboard trick it would have to be an ollie.. a regular ollie.. but here's the kicker... its 47 ollies in a row.. sweet.. thats my word.. that wu-tang song, are you talkin bout the one that goes, "grab your uzi's cuz the wu is back"? thats "called "uzi/pinky ring".. if its what your talking about.. i likesing that song too.. very hype.. very...
"i dream of genie with the light brown hair"
W-to the izz-E *** S-to the izz-L *** E-to the wizz-eye
"i dream of genie with the light brown hair"
W-to the izz-E *** S-to the izz-L *** E-to the wizz-eye
*listens to wu-tang - resurrected*
^is that the name of the track??...
whoa...deejmatic is back...more like stillmatic...welcome back to the whole effin' show...glad to hear we're getting rusto and markus in the loop of things...i guess i'll get glenn hooked up and nelson too...then that's my 2...science fair?...i had a total of one silver and one gold in three years of madness in junior high...if i was doin a skateboard trick...it would be a christ air off the railing in the chicago warehouse...to windmill...urh?...holla when you update your page wes
wow, one of the, or maybe the first time there was a quote not involving "mind"
Y-TO-DA-IZZ-O!!
^is that the name of the track??...
whoa...deejmatic is back...more like stillmatic...welcome back to the whole effin' show...glad to hear we're getting rusto and markus in the loop of things...i guess i'll get glenn hooked up and nelson too...then that's my 2...science fair?...i had a total of one silver and one gold in three years of madness in junior high...if i was doin a skateboard trick...it would be a christ air off the railing in the chicago warehouse...to windmill...urh?...holla when you update your page wes
wow, one of the, or maybe the first time there was a quote not involving "mind"
Y-TO-DA-IZZ-O!!
so dan the frying egg man is back town.. thats tote oss.. so, like my grade 8 science project partner, goldberg, once said, "who's next?" and who is? so far my ploy of putting a shortcut in my links on my home IE for all to see has stirred some curiosity.. Mr. Renegade is inquiring about an account.. Mr. Coastal is burning for one.. so i, as 1/3 of the administrators will provide.. sweet..so yoyo.. those are my guys.. i got 2.. so now u N dan need to get 2 on here.. prolly easy for you cuz u got flare.. i dont knw about dan though.. might get a skateboard trick up in here.. but that still would be cool.. k, enough.. im gonna update my page.. it needs revamping.. get out of my house.
"hard is simple, simple is hard."
AI Expert Group Member
"hard is simple, simple is hard."
AI Expert Group Member
January 16, 2002
you know what im gonna be doing? im gonna be posting up *.rm videos.. yeah.. thats what i'll do.. so far... here's a little sample of my multimedia skills.. dont ask me how i made it stream though.. i dont got the program anymore.. i forget what it was.. but i'll be sure to find out in the next 72 hours..
click here to watch me N deej.. tearin it up
mind yo business
shooter mcgavin
click here to watch me N deej.. tearin it up
mind yo business
shooter mcgavin
you're right...we should sell our bodies wes...i think deej would make a great cyber whoore...he hands down champs me out on pix...remember his "import" model pic?...or the jizztastic ice cum shot pic??...on the reals though...i think we should sell our mindz...it would crazy make people more interesting...my designing skillz...your use of the english language and deej's funny thoughts...cuz he's soo funny...i can't wait till he writes funny stuff...funny stuff rules...get mark to champ us out on speeches and such...nelson for his ufc \ pride \ street fight analysis...ronnie for his craziness...russ for his leadership...glenn for his mackidness...will for intimidation issues...does al still go online?...and get mike cuz he's ka-ruel...if we ever joined as one...we would be one fuckable member...
i'm thinking of including my radio show just for the hell of it...the new pop-up box...for goodness sakes...kidflare the movie is severly outdated...
"thinking with both sides of the mind \ brain :P"
yo the runaway bride
i'm thinking of including my radio show just for the hell of it...the new pop-up box...for goodness sakes...kidflare the movie is severly outdated...
"thinking with both sides of the mind \ brain :P"
yo the runaway bride
so yoplait.. are you gonna hook up the pituitary glenn with an account? do it man.. thatd be sweet.. but only me, you, N deej can be administrators cuz of the gangsta factor.. slick.. so RU gonna crazy change the layout to suit ur enhanced motion skills.. i would give my hand in this but we havent done any database programming with javascript or vbscript N plus, what the hell are you gonna need database programming for? unless we make an order form.. to sell stuff.. yeah.. we'll take credit cards and sell our bodies.. thats the way love goes.. hookering on the net.. whatever.. so yeah man.. we'll do that.. sell our bodies i mean.. k, keep postin.. peet ouce..
"my name is harminder surgeet"
no, its
clark dent
"my name is harminder surgeet"
no, its
clark dent
January 15, 2002
no look at me!! look at me!!...ga damn wes...what the hell is goin on?...another sesh on brokun mindz huh?...haha...true enough...something finally new to do at school...besides slack and sit and sleep...my 3 s's...get the deejster back on this mutha...cuz i get too bored at escuela too easy...comprende?...i have no idea if i even spelled those words correctly...i'm surprised i even remembered my user name and password for blogger...hmmm...yeah, it's due time to have some people swarming the mind again...you find some peeps to join in too...i'll try the same...maybe...i'll most likely be kickin them with my nike kicks size 10 1/2...but then again...those shoes are residing on some fucks feet from brandon manitoba...stupid stupid shoes...
"i don't mind and you don't matter!"
-perry saturn
yoyo
"i don't mind and you don't matter!"
-perry saturn
yoyo
look at me!! look at me!!! yes... do that.. well.. ive looked at AA, checked my mail, checked my friend's pages, even checked the stranger-peeps who saved me as a friend, even checked the runner ups for MOTW, even clicked on the peeps on the main page, man im bored, they dont got love in a 10 block radius anymore, nothin to read.. sheezy, lets do this.. just like deej in the previous, lets get the gears in motion.. come on yo.. tell flare to hop on here.. u guys cant be that busy at school can u? even get some other peeps to hop on here or sumpin.. u know.. get the ball rollin.. N if they piss us off.. we can kick em off.. sorta like training.. if theyre funny.. we'll keep em on.. if not.. 10 1/2 K-Swiss to the ass.. do it man.. do it.. serious.. brokun mindz.. it'll be awesome.. k, im gonna note u to read this blogger.. we'll get deej back on here too.. cuz we all know how funny that guy is.. dan.. if ur reading this.. your so funny.. i love it.. i love it to death.. so im gonna spread the word cuz bird bird bird, birds the word.. meet you on the level slide..
"spearmind gum"
cave-con
"spearmind gum"
cave-con
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