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May 28, 2002

this is pretty funny
for being gay looking sanrio stuff. im bored at school and judging by the atmosphere's appearance, i doubt were hitting the park today.. suck it, weather. suck it.

"no, you suck it. what a jerk."
-weather-

May 24, 2002

holy smokes.. a post from yo.. a post from mark.. thats downright loony i tell ya.. whats with all this wrestler-darkside business? thats weird.. speaking of wrestling, some guy from work told me that The British Bulldog died a couple days ago via a heart attack.. not sure if he's lying to me.. can someone please verify? BBD was awesome.. his super move of the the really hard power slam.. and he was effin huge.. a little too huge for comfort.. and if the rumors are true, then rest in peace bulldog.. end if..
dan was working yesterday and man, its weird cuz we always end up laughing at the same time like in the lunchroom or something cuz were the only ones who know whats funny to us.. observational funny.. like someone who has a weird face, or someone who stinks.. you guys know what im talking about.. your all at work by yourself.. chillin out.. then something funny happens and you crack up hardcore in your brain.. silently.. then you go home and tell your friends cuz it makes sense to them.. but man.. i feel like were a buncha jerks that laugh at everyone and everything out of nowhere.. or we have this hidden agenda or something.. there is no hidden agenda.. there is know visible agenda either.. its just if you spill the apple pie that your eating with your hands all over your shirt, well, your bound to get some laughs.. especially from a couple of guys that routinely laugh at that sort of thing..
oh shit.. i forgot to post this on here.. i was meaning to do it once this BM drought got rained on and here we are now.. so Brokun Mindz was reviewed.. by some guy named Chuck Hartly who hosts Organized Anarchy.. so here's his review.. he seems to love mark and his fantastic writing ability.. i wanna sign us up for P2P:part II.. maybe we can jazz this site up some more.. k, i gotta do some serious reading.. then i gotta do some schoolwork.. hazaah.. see ya'll punks later.. its the WEEKEND!!! toodles..

"hi.. im yoyo's favorite Attack character.. oh yes.. yes i am.."
-this stupid kid-

i cant believe you thought he was cool

May 23, 2002

how in the world did you find flexy lexy through rowdy girl mark?.. haha.. strange things in stranger places..
so yes, we reaped in the rewards that is star wars episode 2: attack of the clones last week.. wow.. i'm actually talking about it after how long?.. anyway.. i'll take yoda over hulkamania anyday.. like i've been saying.. yo who?.. it's all about yoda..

you'd think his force is a synch for the jedi master.. you know, to push away the fallen jedi from the column would be of help.. but he's such a bad ass.. and had to center his force to move the column slowy away instead.. and away from count dooku's get-away ship i might add.. what a bad ass.. bad ass!

anakin had his moments.. like kissing sexal padme.. and landing on top of her with his light saber if you know what i'm saying.. yeah.. but we can't forget about lucas' genius memory.. how he gave the same crap hand to anakin like darth vader, instead of a more modernized version for show.. stuck to his roots boy.. speaking of boy.. boy i haven't wrote here in quite sometime.. oh boy.. boy.. oh boy.. camron




i introduce to you.. darth glacidius..



and his indestructable sithronic kick



"anakin who?.. it's all about darth glacidius baby.. woot woot"
-janga and boba fett <-- stupid stupid boy clone

May 16, 2002

HAPPY CLONESDAY!!

yeah.. i cant watch it today cuz i have work tonight.. tomorrow i got work til 930.. hopefully u guys are sweet enough to wait til late to see it so i can tag.. come on.. doooo it..its the coolest..

"my people are dying senator."
-Natalie Sex Portman-

April 30, 2002

well.. weather.ca is a taker-backer of statements.. yesterday i was prancing around all over claiming plus 28 degree weather this saturday.. spreading the joys of summer to everyone.. my post for today was supposed to be a gathering of warming harmony for, i dont know, burgers or something.. but nope.. weather.ca says its gonna be plus 13.. max.. no higher.. shitty dealers, man.. really.. and its partly cloudy, too.. how bullshit is that? slazer's not likin this one bit..

aside from that.. i will be reading a novel within the next month called "She Hates My Futon" by Craig Mitchell.. its funny.. ok, fuck off, im still madden2002'd by this weather.

"brrrr.."
-wpg birds-

April 23, 2002

yeah.. deej's party was nutso.. i think because of my body's vulnerabily during the battle of the alcoholic blood poisoning, i was invaded by some cold viruses that crazy messed up my master boot record and partition table.. yeah.. im sick too.. i was messed up galore.. lets just say i was waving goodbye to kat N myla and it went black from there.. woke up with my mom's scoldings while i clumsily try to sheild her from my fantastic uniform of gitch and barf.. yep.. the worst i've ever been and i dont intend on repeating that bullshit ever again.. shit, i dont even know how i ended up in just gitch.. and nick said i was wearing his pants at one point.. psychotic.. seriously guys.. thats the last of that.. i gotta be more responsible.. or at least get drunk to the point where i can still feel the urge to puke rather than leave the gates of vomit open with an 80 pound foot on a weak gas pedal.. now i know how ron felt when he pulled barf-sleep on deej's carpet.. im cleansed now though.. feel on top of my game.. k, takin off now.. gonna grab a beer.

"Half a cup in the first hole, one cup in the second."
-Fred from Logan Esso's Laundromat teaching me how to wash my soiled sheets-