NES POWER BUTTON

so im at polo park's Gap yesterday with kat looking for some leg-wear.. were browsing and browsing.. i find a pair.. i try it on.. they fit sweetin.. we browse some more and i say to kat in a voice of hearable volume:

"OK, now once i get home i gotta take care of my little crab problem."

well then.. 600 nanoseconds after i say the silent "." in that sentence, im replaying it again and im thinkin whoah.. thats not cool to hear, is it?

SUPER NES RESET LEVER

me N kat hit up taco bell to eat and were eating cheese burritos discussing business as usual.. how my hair is kinda long and parted now; what i should get her for her birthday; how the lady with crooked eyes dropped the table wiper towel on the ground and proceeded to wipe the tables.. u know, business.. so were all gettin our eat on and we decide to hit up polo.. we go through the safeway so we can hit up the bank and get to the mall entrance.. i need some fish food because my mom sillily spilled like 3 days worth of food in my tank.. i hop in Petland to grab some and i see some crazy looking crabs.. Fidler Crabs.. the guys with one arm thats big and the other thats small.. those guys.. so yeah.. i bought one for $6.09 and some shrimp pellets..

X-BOX DVD FAST FORWARD pressed 3 times for 32X speed

...im thinkin whoa.. thats not cool to hear, is it? so in quick-minded fashion and upped volume, im all, "yeah.. my new pet.. a fidler crab.. not the genital disease.. my pubics are fine. no itch in my gitch." good save, eh? i didnt say the last line though.. the itch-gitch ryhme.. just though of that now.. but i think it was still pretty bossin..

GENESIS START BUTTON

ok.. so my crab problem was really the issue of him getting some air cuz they dont just breathe water.. "Get out of town!" thats what i said to the cash dude cause man, crab equals water dwelling bandits.. so i get home and i drop him in my tank for like 2 minutes and he's all eating the food-covered ground with filipino hand-eating technique.. then he tries to climb the glass like a bat out of hell.. that doesnt make any sense but thats how crazy it was.. it looked like he was gasping for air.. insanity at its death.. i take him out and he's now sitting in a tupperware bowl with water and rocks and two shrimp pellets a day until i get him a sweet home alabama.. his name is Trevor.. that took me exactly 63 seconds to think of, from the Petland cash register to the centre of polo where we first signed up for our high speed videon cable.. name origin: back in elementary me and coast went to school with this one native guy who always had PBNS, post-bleeding-nose syndrome.. so yeah.. crusties on the nose 24/7, it was sick so i try to make sure to take the necessary precautions after bloody nose occurences to avoid PBNS and WIPE MY NOSE.. thats the only cure.. tissue.. ok.. so anyway, the guys name was Trevor Fidler.. need i say more?.. yeah.. alright.. enough of this.. im upgrading to win2000 at school so i'll be offline for a moments time.. til next time which is probably on SAT at Pharaohs.. mark's gonna get soooo drunk..

SEGA-CD POWER BUTTON

"somebody else do some damage here or there's gonna be some PBNS going around."
-anonymous-

ok guys.. just because the upcoming release of relapsed.com is growing nearer and nearer, doesnt mean we cant keep up the BM activity.. as for the little problem at my house with viewing this brokun site, the problem was that we were going to www.bounce.to/bmz.. thats a totally different site than our non-www site.. go fig.. so its mark's bday soon enough.. wonder what were doing? mark! whats the plan? come on party man.. oh.. a story for u fellows.. i was working right.. and as im coming out of the back room this chick goes up to me and says she needs a box of a dozen eggs.. that's 15 dozens.. so im all, ok.. no prob.. and i go to the back fridge and fetch a case.. i come back gripping the sides of the monitor-sized box for her.. now i know it probably wasnt on purpose and the fact that i got the side-grips going on doesnt help but when i handed her the box she pulls under-over grab technique which resulted in penis touch.. yep.. penis touch.. insanity.. ok.. thats my story.. nothing out of the ordinary but i thought it was post-worthy.. k, flip you.

"whoa.. i'd like a case of that action.."
master of the -over-under grab technique

times 3...

this is pretty funny
for being gay looking sanrio stuff. im bored at school and judging by the atmosphere's appearance, i doubt were hitting the park today.. suck it, weather. suck it.

"no, you suck it. what a jerk."
-weather-

holy smokes.. a post from yo.. a post from mark.. thats downright loony i tell ya.. whats with all this wrestler-darkside business? thats weird.. speaking of wrestling, some guy from work told me that The British Bulldog died a couple days ago via a heart attack.. not sure if he's lying to me.. can someone please verify? BBD was awesome.. his super move of the the really hard power slam.. and he was effin huge.. a little too huge for comfort.. and if the rumors are true, then rest in peace bulldog.. end if..
dan was working yesterday and man, its weird cuz we always end up laughing at the same time like in the lunchroom or something cuz were the only ones who know whats funny to us.. observational funny.. like someone who has a weird face, or someone who stinks.. you guys know what im talking about.. your all at work by yourself.. chillin out.. then something funny happens and you crack up hardcore in your brain.. silently.. then you go home and tell your friends cuz it makes sense to them.. but man.. i feel like were a buncha jerks that laugh at everyone and everything out of nowhere.. or we have this hidden agenda or something.. there is no hidden agenda.. there is know visible agenda either.. its just if you spill the apple pie that your eating with your hands all over your shirt, well, your bound to get some laughs.. especially from a couple of guys that routinely laugh at that sort of thing..
oh shit.. i forgot to post this on here.. i was meaning to do it once this BM drought got rained on and here we are now.. so Brokun Mindz was reviewed.. by some guy named Chuck Hartly who hosts Organized Anarchy.. so here's his review.. he seems to love mark and his fantastic writing ability.. i wanna sign us up for P2P:part II.. maybe we can jazz this site up some more.. k, i gotta do some serious reading.. then i gotta do some schoolwork.. hazaah.. see ya'll punks later.. its the WEEKEND!!! toodles..

"hi.. im yoyo's favorite Attack character.. oh yes.. yes i am.."
-this stupid kid-

i cant believe you thought he was cool

how in the world did you find flexy lexy through rowdy girl mark?.. haha.. strange things in stranger places..
so yes, we reaped in the rewards that is star wars episode 2: attack of the clones last week.. wow.. i'm actually talking about it after how long?.. anyway.. i'll take yoda over hulkamania anyday.. like i've been saying.. yo who?.. it's all about yoda..

you'd think his force is a synch for the jedi master.. you know, to push away the fallen jedi from the column would be of help.. but he's such a bad ass.. and had to center his force to move the column slowy away instead.. and away from count dooku's get-away ship i might add.. what a bad ass.. bad ass!

anakin had his moments.. like kissing sexal padme.. and landing on top of her with his light saber if you know what i'm saying.. yeah.. but we can't forget about lucas' genius memory.. how he gave the same crap hand to anakin like darth vader, instead of a more modernized version for show.. stuck to his roots boy.. speaking of boy.. boy i haven't wrote here in quite sometime.. oh boy.. boy.. oh boy.. camron




i introduce to you.. darth glacidius..



and his indestructable sithronic kick


"anakin who?.. it's all about darth glacidius baby.. woot woot"
-janga and boba fett <-- stupid stupid boy clone

HAPPY CLONESDAY!!

yeah.. i cant watch it today cuz i have work tonight.. tomorrow i got work til 930.. hopefully u guys are sweet enough to wait til late to see it so i can tag.. come on.. doooo it..its the coolest..

"my people are dying senator."
-Natalie Sex Portman-