dang, your fish is really dead.. but if it died why did you take off your socks?.. maybe cuz it was you who stepped on it!!.. oh wait.. you did.. hmm.. maybe you should put a cover on your aquarium?.. cuz that sucker dude is bad news.. bad news bears.. or do they need air?.. cuz if they do.. that one fish got hella air time.. i wonder what he was thinking? i wonder if it was suicide?.. hmm.. something to ponder..

wow mark.. nice game of "spot the combo".. couldn't hurt to play a game of, "are there hotties at the casino?.. cuz hotties rule" game.. unless there are never any.. are your fingers conditioned from snapping money?.. are you goin to see robyn naked again?.. are we goin to be allowed to play ufc tapout anytime soon??..

oh yeah, i got the date on my reciept fixed.. "crazy" the receptionist did it too.. i soo was making sure she signed the school's copy too.. i expected a gap where my copy should have been.. but it was there.. haha.. then i said, "thanks "crazy"" and she said "fuck off, i almost got your money" and i high fived her.. at least i know my money is under the power of evil.. instead of evil hands.. yeyeah!

"champ.. my name is champ.. and yes, i soo champed you on dinner yo, mark, glenn, ronnie.. i am champ.. champ!.. and don't you forget iiit.."
-champ

the mystery!! it has been solved.. my fish is.. dead. dundunDUN!! yeah.. he jumped out of the tank or got voted off by one of the other fish or something.. man thats corny.. that voted off thing.. anyway, it was kinda creepy cuz i got home to check my fish in case he reappeared like Lex Luthor assailants but he wasnt in there.. he was on the floor.. somebody stepped on it too.. nasty.. so i took off my socks, scooped him up with some royale double-ply and saluted him while he made his travel into the white heaven of porcelin where he will soon be greeted by mass amounts of urine and feces and barf (courtesy of russto)..

so yeah.. thats the news and im stickin to it.. awww man colin quinn rules..



so yeah.. whats goin on today? im probably gonna be at the UofW tonight tearin it up with all hotties.. k, im goin now.. see ya when i break myself from this barrage of hotties.. false enough.

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! Stop looking at me, swan!"
-Schecky Moskowitz aka Babes Ahoy-

what?? clark!! what are you doing??! i cant believe you didnt go for Lana.. she was crazy going for you! oh well.. maybe when her and whitney break up.. you can get her with full nobility..

so yeah.. in case you dont know.. smallville's Supe coulda got the girl of his dreams.. but he didnt cuz he's such a nice guy.. and on top of that, he's pretty darn huge..

ok.. so lets see, kidflare's page is back so thats cool.. yoplait has adopted the elipses marks minus one dot cuz he's joinin true gangsta.. and supposedly mark's getting UFC Tapout tomorrow.. and Parappa the Rapper.

oh shit!! guess what?! one of my fish are missing.. no lies man.. serious.. i spent like 7 minutes eyeing my tank to see where it went but its not there.. better check the floor and stuff eh? maybe it was tossed out of the tank like dan's fish.. but i swear it crazy jazzed me out.. no dead body anywhere.. hmmm.. this looks like a job for Hoodman.. no.. shut the hell up.

"never judge a book by its cover"
-mark chua to danny gonza-

updates a many:
glennerations disapearance from asianavenue
someone knew glenn's password and deleted his account.. cuz you know...that person is cool.. aka coward.. pretty lame attempt.. cuz it only lasted what?.. 2 days?.. i got it back for him.. if you want to see the page he used while kidflare was in hiatus.. it's "circuitz" on aa.. has some old guy he named "business + pleasure" or something raz-ma-taz like that..
weekend
bunk as funk.. if i was a slut.. i got no action at all.. even from myself.. as you can see from my saturday post.. i was in fact at school.. working on a quark xpress assignment that i'm still working on as we speak.. fyi, it's due today.. i also worked sat-sun at 6am.. ugh.. ah well.. i'm rich.. no i'm not.. i'm under 3 grand and now wondering if i lost $2630?
tuition
paid for tuition on friday, crazy gross.. cuz i pay monthly installments in cash.. $1315 to be exact.. it was my turn to treat my bro for a free tuition month.. sweet am i? naw.. cuz he paid last month.. so that's $2630 alltogether.. anywhore, i noticed when i got home that i had no date on my reciept.. kinda fishy knowing that the person before and after got dates on their reciepts.. and they paid by cheaque.. sweet mutha.. she better not be shooting up off my shit.. i nicknamed her "crazy".. when i was in school on saturday.. i asked the other secretary about it.. she tripped up like, "omg, that wasn't me was it?" i said no, and almost responded, "obviously, if it was you.. you'd already have a punch in the face!".. but i didn't.. but i know i can say that to her.. cuz she's an ex-student of the school and she's cool.. just has a goofy laugh.. like cameron diaz.. minus the glam.. she told me that i can get it taken care of on monday.. so i'm off to do that soon..
ever notice my three periods?...i think i should start to use two instead like wes and deej.. see what i mean?.. it looks cleaner.. so props for creating dot dot space instead of dot cubed.. props for me for biting it.. it just needs a lil getting used to and shtuff.. shtuff is good.. but whores are better.. but you know what's better?
quizno's
plug of the day boys.. let's go there some day and satisfy our sexual hunger with a nice helping of baked subs.. serious.. ish good..

"don't tell "crazy" that i need that date on my reciept fixed"
-me talking to another secretary on a saturday afternoon

im sicker than brain damage.. dan was leavin my house yesterday after posting an inconciderate update.. or should i say, inconceivable update.. no, inconsiderate.. anyway.. he was leaving and i was all, "what the? that heater's on full blast!!" so i turn it down and now i wake up sicker than Caine Madness.. sucker MC.. so yeah.. just chillin at school watching the superbowl ads.. i recommend the Budweiser How Ya Doin? Ad.. fun stuff.. this weekend was pretty bunk eh? nothin done.. cept friday.. weird.. this weekend were clubber langin it eh? swedish.. should be fun.. ok.. i seriously need to do some work at school.. get out of my house.

"look at me! my eyebrows never move!"
-david duchovny-

i'm at school...yeah, do you have your gun?...shoot my ass...hurry...what are you waiting for?...what the fug?...okay, i was kidding...don't shoot me...but i'm at school...BROKUN MINDZ!!!

"i'm goin to school...yes, it's a saturday"
-me

you know what my absolute favorite thing in the world is?



yes it is.. as for dan.. he says he's in a creative slump to post.. whatever.. nelson's on here now.. a new team members.. but he hasnt tested the waters yet.. nels, if your reading this, do this man.. moshee motion i can see is intertia-ing on his page.. thats a weird site man.. crazy jazzed me out and i closed the window before i could browse because it was reminiscent of gay porn.. and nobody likes that.. so i never got to see who this hot girl is.. ok.. so i didnt do so well on marks quiz.. no prob.. they were curveball questions.. as for your broken heart mark.. buck up.. keep trying to implement the plan.. the plan must be excecuted.. ok.. its friday.. whats on tap for tonight.. i was at The Bay yesterday and i saw this cool cheap looking pitcher and the first thing that came to mind was filling it with beer.. cold beer.. and we'd drink from a glass.. that would be fun.. juss chillin at whosever's house and pour to our liver's content.. ok, man.. gotta quit browsing.. hafta ford focus.. k, screw y'all..

oh yeah.. forgot to mention.. i got a reply from the nexinator..

interesting...

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist."
-goldust-