Brokun Mindz 10 Year Anniversary

"breaker breaker 1-9..."

What a great way to start a blog.. 10 years ago! I can't be believe it's officially 10 years since we started Brokun Mindz as of March 27, 2001. We initially used it as a way of keeping in contact with each other and just type out random messages. Through the years I remember seeing photos posted such as Wes' Bilbo Baggins animated .gif, video blogs (vlogs) by Danny, and me discussing Glenn's Kidflare account getting hacked and removed from Asian Avenue then succeed to get him reinstated.

Do you guys have any memories to share on here? Still unbelievable to see our footprint on the internet and how it has changed since 2001.

"I wonder if there'll be ICQ on cell phones"
-Johann 2007

Powerhouse Studios dotCA

What up fools balls? Me and Glenn had the craziest foozeball game yesterday. It's rare that I ever beat him, cuz he's hardcore at fooz, but yep yep yep, i won.

We play best-of-three. Here are the scores:

Game 1

Wes: 9

Glenn: 8

Game 2

Wes: 0

Glenn: 9

Game 3

Wes: 9

Glenn: 8

As you can see, he shut me out in game 2. That doesn't happen too too often, not like back in the day, but it does still happen. Me winning the series doesn't cancel out his shut-out, but it takes away from it a little, i think.

So I brought up the foozeball game because the first thing I typed was "What up fools", and fools rhymes with fooz. No one really posts on here, so I was kinda strapped with the words. I don't even know why I'm posting on here, cuz I can see the tumble weeds and hear the blowing prairie winds and the crickets chirping up in this, but I figured the readers might be ready to read some readings already. Plus it's Work Wednesdays anyhoot.

PHS is going on. Someone recently posted "hello?". I love those posts, cuz it shows how confused people are when they land on it. Lately it's been a video embedding page. I heard there's a new layout. Who knows when fruition will take place. dotPH is one of the latest additions to the PHRoll. It's going to be an independant, filipino driven, x-rated site. And PHouse is down at the moment. I gotta make it cross-browser compatible.

Anyway, that's the news and I'm sticking to it.

Peace on planet earth. Don't be racist.

-Slz

mga sirah ulo

hoy! ano ba? kmusta na kayo? ako, okay lang dito. nakakatuwa si johann. ginawa nyang bagong layout at url sa brokun mindz. ang tagal tayo hindi nag popost sa blog nito. limang taon!! shiiiitttt. talagang fucked up yoon. sabi nya, dapat ilagay natin ng gimik na araw araw, para alamin koong saan galeng ng mga utak natin.
ako muna: birthday ni danny ay bukas. uumpisan namin ng celebrasyon sa vibe night club. sya at si kuya russell, wala silang pasok bukas. tanginang lucky talaga. ako meron, pero mag paparty ako, syempre. bukas inuman ulit sa tavern mcphillips. siguro laseng si danny doon. kekekeke. ok, yoon lang. wala na akong masabi. to quote ronnie: "alam mo sasabihin ko!? alam mo ba ng sinasabi ko!? do you know what i'm saying!?".

hey! what's up? how are you all? me, im ok over here. johann is very funny. he made a brand new layout and url for brokun mindz. we haven't posted on this blog in so long. five years!! shiiiittt. that's totally fucked up. he said, we should post what we are up to day-to-day, so we know where our brains have been at.

me first: danny's birthday is tomorrow. we're starting the celebration at vibe night club. him and brother russell don't have work tomorrow. totally fuckin lucky. i do, but i'm gonna party still, obviously. tomorrow, more drinking again at tavern mcphillips. for sure danny is going to be drunk there. hahahaha. ok, that's all. i don't have anything else to say. to quote ronnie: "do you know what i'm saying!?".

it's 12:36 in the am on my end.. and i'm insanely bored as well.. and i'm stuck with two browsers at the moment as well.. wow.. look at this.. me on bmz and another on hotmail, requesting my password for blogger.. err.. soo much for surprising wes.. it is 2003.. what happened to us?.. too old for the net?.. too old that we have fixed mindz?.. here's the list of things i'm working on:

­• postage on this site.. check.. but still goin to remind mark to use that laptop of his to post as well..
• don't even get me started on this layout.. cuz there's none!.. we should get something done about this.. there's the msn conference!.. check
• i guess we'll talk about it soon..
• oh.. the fun's just begun.. no it hasn't..

wow.. i actually posted on bmz.. sucks to be YOU!

"yo.. yao says:
son of a gitch
yo.. yao says:
i forgot my username for blogger
yo.. yao says:
and i was goin to surprise you with a post
chron trigga says:
really? hold up..
chron trigga says:
u used heatsteady@hotmail.com
yo.. yao says:
i did.. do you know my username?
chron trigga says:
nope.
chron trigga says:
it doesnt tell me that part.."
chron trigga = wes
yo.. yao = me

once again.. thanks wes

ok dudes.. its 217 in the am.. i am hella bored.. wanna play? im trying to remember back in the olden days when this was the coolest.. i swear, i'd open up two browsers.. one for aa, and one for bm.. im getting bored on the net.. lets do something productive.. its 2003! come on.. ok..here's a list of things i think we should do:

• bring back the postage.. this includes mark since he's got his lappy now..
  
• get this lay out sweetened up.. it needs a making over.. come on yobot, nelsonar, were not doing anything anyway.. lets have an msn conference.. this is important..
  
• get a real domain name.. its cheap..
  
• have some fun..
  

k, i felt like a major cheerleader there.. but i dont give a, if thats what i gotta be called to get this ball rolling, then so be it.. come on, i need an URL to put when i sign up for forums.. bounce.to's getting old.. k, peace..

"it'll pick up soon tho (i hope)"
nelsonic from the last post.. your hopes are coming true..

i remember we were at boston pizza when nin-glendo and yoplait were making fun of me because i read the same webcomic as some nerdy guy in their class.. u know.. penny arcade.. well you know me, im the lover of text and reading.. so sue me.. this is an excerpt from a rant about PC peeps makin fun of console gamers all because starcraft: ghost is only available on consoles..

I am completely astonished by the stupid crap I've had to tolerate regarding this Ghost thing. As often as not, it's a clumsy segue into some screed about consoles or PCs which I'm sure sounded very smart when you wrote it. It is the sterling, unerring quality of this discourse that has inspired today's comic, in fact. I have neither the time nor the energy to disabuse you these notions, which have apparently dismantled the whole of your mental apparatus. If you've been avoiding consoles because you see them as childish, while you yourself are a man of erudition who only deigns to use a machine befitting your elevated intellect, there is no way for me to describe to you how far off-base you are. You can't even see the base from there. You're looking around, but you can't find it. Where's the base?

No online play on consoles? No innovation? Those aren't simply false, they're criminally negligent. They do not even resemble reality. Don't send us anymore hatemail about this garbage, as it has the opposite of your intended effect. It is a sweet odour to us, like an offering. We forward them to each other and laugh at you, we trade your worst moments in joy and exultation. So, keep shaking that tiny fist! From here, it looks like a puppet show.

funny? no? well fuck off then..

"i am a wood elf"
-morrowind's slazer-

thats funny nelson.. i was listening to it at school.. getting rave reviews from my classmates.. sweet.. the one with ron's kaibigan ko song is hilarious..
speaking of hilarious, its long weekend this weekend and were going camping.. im booked off, russ is booked off, not sure who else is down.. lots of camp sites are booked solid already but i talked to the birds hill park people via electronic mail and i might be able to get us two sites.. so yeah, if your reading this, and by you i mean nelson because your the only who posts on here, give your input on the whole birds hill idea and let the brokuns know if your going.. k, im going to eat some shrimp.. SHRIMP!!!!!

"nooo!!!"
-wes' shrimp-

thanks nelson.. my loneliness was killing me, britney-style.. those are some pretty sweet pics from marks party.. plugged it on my page.. now everyone should bring their cams tonight for some royal forkage.. if anyone is in the dark on this one, im flashing my slazerbeam at ya with some information.. royal forks tonight.. eating.. then whatever we do is whatever we do.. sweet? alright.. ok.. hahaha dicks enormous.. i get it.. good one.. k, see ya guys tonight.. the guy at the computer on the right side of me told me its going to be plus 30 so lets make the most of it.. k, buzz off.

"the name's sayas... wesley sayas"
-wesley sayas-

To: The BM Staff
Cc:
Subject: Beach Wednesday
From: Slazer 2000

Message:
hi guys.. this is slazer.. you know, the man with a brokun mind.. anyway, as you can see from the subject line there's supposed talk about some beach hits on wednesday morning.. weird eh? selkirk to be exact.. some girls planned this whole thing.. so far me N deej are going.. thats all i know.. anyone wanna sama (come along)? it'll be sweeter than jerry and ben.. plus 30, no clouds, not sure if there's gonna be any babes but who knows? its wednesday for pete's sake.. i heard wednesdays make chicks very very randy.. thats all.. yep.. thats my post.. a mock email simulation.. ok.. fuck off it.

"i was at home, now im here.."
-mark the slickster who uses movie-like lines to get chicks chua-

the beach was hilarious.. i actually got some sunburn for the very first time in my human life.. you know the canada tattoo? yep.. i washed it away and i now have a square of my previous colour on my arm.. it looks pretty cool.. ok.. brokun mindz is the best..

"wes, your so daaaark."
-Rex N.-

Speaking of people who are 22 years speed.. dun ask.. pharoahs for coastal?.. i'm down.. i'm down for some camp action.. i'm soo down.. i'm camp lo.. luchini man.. hope it's nice that weekend.. cuz i heard it's goin to be tre bunk.. i can't stand the rain.. i can't stand shaq.. but L.A. is goin to win.. truth is.. i like both teams.. but new jersey is getting served for reals.. L.A. might be letting them get a win so they can finish it back home.. it'd be sweet if todd macculloch could bring home the nba champtionship trophy back to winnipeg.. that'd be a laugh..

what's not a laughing matter was that whole fiasco on mcphillips and logan.. hey wes.. danny.. were you guys working during that yesterday?.. man, i was really worried for you two.. i almost cried.. hahaha.. but seriously.. that's crazy.. never got to see it live and in color.. well i'm gone like mark being 21..

"look in the sky.. it's a bird.. it's a plan. it's really a fuckin plane that's goin to crash on us.. oh my god get outta the wa..!!"
-random people on mcphillips and logan yesterday

NES POWER BUTTON

so im at polo park's Gap yesterday with kat looking for some leg-wear.. were browsing and browsing.. i find a pair.. i try it on.. they fit sweetin.. we browse some more and i say to kat in a voice of hearable volume:

"OK, now once i get home i gotta take care of my little crab problem."

well then.. 600 nanoseconds after i say the silent "." in that sentence, im replaying it again and im thinkin whoah.. thats not cool to hear, is it?

SUPER NES RESET LEVER

me N kat hit up taco bell to eat and were eating cheese burritos discussing business as usual.. how my hair is kinda long and parted now; what i should get her for her birthday; how the lady with crooked eyes dropped the table wiper towel on the ground and proceeded to wipe the tables.. u know, business.. so were all gettin our eat on and we decide to hit up polo.. we go through the safeway so we can hit up the bank and get to the mall entrance.. i need some fish food because my mom sillily spilled like 3 days worth of food in my tank.. i hop in Petland to grab some and i see some crazy looking crabs.. Fidler Crabs.. the guys with one arm thats big and the other thats small.. those guys.. so yeah.. i bought one for $6.09 and some shrimp pellets..

X-BOX DVD FAST FORWARD pressed 3 times for 32X speed

...im thinkin whoa.. thats not cool to hear, is it? so in quick-minded fashion and upped volume, im all, "yeah.. my new pet.. a fidler crab.. not the genital disease.. my pubics are fine. no itch in my gitch." good save, eh? i didnt say the last line though.. the itch-gitch ryhme.. just though of that now.. but i think it was still pretty bossin..

GENESIS START BUTTON

ok.. so my crab problem was really the issue of him getting some air cuz they dont just breathe water.. "Get out of town!" thats what i said to the cash dude cause man, crab equals water dwelling bandits.. so i get home and i drop him in my tank for like 2 minutes and he's all eating the food-covered ground with filipino hand-eating technique.. then he tries to climb the glass like a bat out of hell.. that doesnt make any sense but thats how crazy it was.. it looked like he was gasping for air.. insanity at its death.. i take him out and he's now sitting in a tupperware bowl with water and rocks and two shrimp pellets a day until i get him a sweet home alabama.. his name is Trevor.. that took me exactly 63 seconds to think of, from the Petland cash register to the centre of polo where we first signed up for our high speed videon cable.. name origin: back in elementary me and coast went to school with this one native guy who always had PBNS, post-bleeding-nose syndrome.. so yeah.. crusties on the nose 24/7, it was sick so i try to make sure to take the necessary precautions after bloody nose occurences to avoid PBNS and WIPE MY NOSE.. thats the only cure.. tissue.. ok.. so anyway, the guys name was Trevor Fidler.. need i say more?.. yeah.. alright.. enough of this.. im upgrading to win2000 at school so i'll be offline for a moments time.. til next time which is probably on SAT at Pharaohs.. mark's gonna get soooo drunk..

SEGA-CD POWER BUTTON

"somebody else do some damage here or there's gonna be some PBNS going around."
-anonymous-

ok guys.. just because the upcoming release of relapsed.com is growing nearer and nearer, doesnt mean we cant keep up the BM activity.. as for the little problem at my house with viewing this brokun site, the problem was that we were going to www.bounce.to/bmz.. thats a totally different site than our non-www site.. go fig.. so its mark's bday soon enough.. wonder what were doing? mark! whats the plan? come on party man.. oh.. a story for u fellows.. i was working right.. and as im coming out of the back room this chick goes up to me and says she needs a box of a dozen eggs.. that's 15 dozens.. so im all, ok.. no prob.. and i go to the back fridge and fetch a case.. i come back gripping the sides of the monitor-sized box for her.. now i know it probably wasnt on purpose and the fact that i got the side-grips going on doesnt help but when i handed her the box she pulls under-over grab technique which resulted in penis touch.. yep.. penis touch.. insanity.. ok.. thats my story.. nothing out of the ordinary but i thought it was post-worthy.. k, flip you.

"whoa.. i'd like a case of that action.."
master of the -over-under grab technique

times 3...

this is pretty funny
for being gay looking sanrio stuff. im bored at school and judging by the atmosphere's appearance, i doubt were hitting the park today.. suck it, weather. suck it.

"no, you suck it. what a jerk."
-weather-

holy smokes.. a post from yo.. a post from mark.. thats downright loony i tell ya.. whats with all this wrestler-darkside business? thats weird.. speaking of wrestling, some guy from work told me that The British Bulldog died a couple days ago via a heart attack.. not sure if he's lying to me.. can someone please verify? BBD was awesome.. his super move of the the really hard power slam.. and he was effin huge.. a little too huge for comfort.. and if the rumors are true, then rest in peace bulldog.. end if..
dan was working yesterday and man, its weird cuz we always end up laughing at the same time like in the lunchroom or something cuz were the only ones who know whats funny to us.. observational funny.. like someone who has a weird face, or someone who stinks.. you guys know what im talking about.. your all at work by yourself.. chillin out.. then something funny happens and you crack up hardcore in your brain.. silently.. then you go home and tell your friends cuz it makes sense to them.. but man.. i feel like were a buncha jerks that laugh at everyone and everything out of nowhere.. or we have this hidden agenda or something.. there is no hidden agenda.. there is know visible agenda either.. its just if you spill the apple pie that your eating with your hands all over your shirt, well, your bound to get some laughs.. especially from a couple of guys that routinely laugh at that sort of thing..
oh shit.. i forgot to post this on here.. i was meaning to do it once this BM drought got rained on and here we are now.. so Brokun Mindz was reviewed.. by some guy named Chuck Hartly who hosts Organized Anarchy.. so here's his review.. he seems to love mark and his fantastic writing ability.. i wanna sign us up for P2P:part II.. maybe we can jazz this site up some more.. k, i gotta do some serious reading.. then i gotta do some schoolwork.. hazaah.. see ya'll punks later.. its the WEEKEND!!! toodles..

"hi.. im yoyo's favorite Attack character.. oh yes.. yes i am.."
-this stupid kid-

i cant believe you thought he was cool

how in the world did you find flexy lexy through rowdy girl mark?.. haha.. strange things in stranger places..

 
so yes, we reaped in the rewards that is star wars episode 2: attack of the clones last week.. wow.. i'm actually talking about it after how long?.. anyway.. i'll take yoda over hulkamania anyday.. like i've been saying.. yo who?.. it's all about yoda..

you'd think his force is a synch for the jedi master.. you know, to push away the fallen jedi from the column would be of help.. but he's such a bad ass.. and had to center his force to move the column slowy away instead.. and away from count dooku's get-away ship i might add.. what a bad ass.. bad ass!

anakin had his moments.. like kissing padme.. but we can't forget about lucas' genius memory.. how he gave the same crap hand to anakin like darth vader, instead of a more modernized version for show.. stuck to his roots boy.. speaking of boy.. boy i haven't wrote here in quite sometime.. oh boy.. boy.. oh boy.. camron




i introduce to you.. darth glacidius..



and his indestructable sithronic kick


"anakin who?.. it's all about darth glacidius baby.. woot woot"
-janga and boba fett

HAPPY CLONESDAY!!

yeah.. i cant watch it today cuz i have work tonight.. tomorrow i got work til 930.. hopefully u guys are sweet enough to wait til late to see it so i can tag.. come on.. doooo it..its the coolest..

"my people are dying senator."
-Natalie Sex Portman-

well.. weather.ca is a taker-backer of statements.. yesterday i was prancing around all over claiming plus 28 degree weather this saturday.. spreading the joys of summer to everyone.. my post for today was supposed to be a gathering of warming harmony for, i dont know, burgers or something.. but nope.. weather.ca says its gonna be plus 13.. max.. no higher.. shitty dealers, man.. really.. and its partly cloudy, too.. how bullshit is that? slazer's not likin this one bit..

aside from that.. i will be reading a novel within the next month called "She Hates My Futon" by Craig Mitchell.. its funny.. ok, fuck off, im still madden2002'd by this weather.

"brrrr.."
-wpg birds-

yeah.. deej's party was nutso.. i think because of my body's vulnerabily during the battle of the alcoholic blood poisoning, i was invaded by some cold viruses that crazy messed up my master boot record and partition table.. yeah.. im sick too.. i was messed up galore.. lets just say i was waving goodbye to kat N myla and it went black from there.. woke up with my mom's scoldings while i clumsily try to sheild her from my fantastic uniform of gitch and barf.. yep.. the worst i've ever been and i dont intend on repeating that bullshit ever again.. shit, i dont even know how i ended up in just gitch.. and nick said i was wearing his pants at one point.. psychotic.. seriously guys.. thats the last of that.. i gotta be more responsible.. or at least get drunk to the point where i can still feel the urge to puke rather than leave the gates of vomit open with an 80 pound foot on a weak gas pedal.. now i know how ron felt when he pulled barf-sleep on deej's carpet.. im cleansed now though.. feel on top of my game.. k, takin off now.. gonna grab a beer.

"Half a cup in the first hole, one cup in the second."
-Fred from Logan Esso's Laundromat teaching me how to wash my soiled sheets-